Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML
Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML
Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML
Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML
Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML
Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML
Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML
Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
What lovely grandchildren you are. What are you going to get him for christmas? A brain aneurysm?
Bobissmall 13
So did he die?
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Comments (80)
BillyBongBlast 1
dumb
jizzho 0
your dumb
bballer32 0
it's a gift that keeps on giving! Wait, never mind. He's dead, that was a terrible gift! and who doesn't see their g-pa for 7 years? like what's about the last birthday, and the ones before that?
korn247 5
when I read grandpa and surprise I knew heart attack was next. F your grandpa's life
rougeofwar 0
dumb people are dumb
Nena713 0
No, you're dumb #5.
Currentlyonfire 4
21-stop with the hate.
Nena713 0
#24 please elaborate on how I'm hating?
MissErikaHart 0
haven't seen u in 7 years grandpa probably didn't kno who the f*ck u wrre
DocBastard 40
It isn't hate, Currentlyonfire. Nena was simply pointing out how jizzho made a grammatical error while calling someone else dumb. Hypocrites piss me off.
Nena713 0
Exactly Doc!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
7: Not everyone lives within visiting distance of their extended families. I've gone that long without seeing some grandparents, because I can't afford to visit and they aren't healthy enough to travel that far.
rallets 23
hi hater, hi hater just felt like putting that
xXSweetNightmare 0
1- Couldn't you have thought of something smarter to say than "Dumb"?
beccusmaximus 0
I always wondered why anybody gives old people surprise parties. Just seems like a family tragedy waiting to happen.
marinus_fml 20
At least it was only small. Besides, why would you not visit him more often? I'm thinking you wanted him to have a heart attack, so that he dies. You're only after the inheritance aren't you?
Bees_fml 0
It says it was a *small* heart attack, not that he died. I've always thought it'd be cool if I were to die on my birthday, however.
anti_average 5
I want a viking funeral when I die...longboat and all....just sayin'. :3
jamiee521 0
goodjob.
Timmo_fml 2
*******.
Timmo_fml 2
Gumjob.
Nutz321 0
this thread can only lead to one place.
Timmo_fml 2
If you say '*******' though, you get moderated. As I was for comment 12.
rallets 23
how about suckjob?
iamchuck 0
I think a gift would have been more appreciated. Giving heart attacks is not a very thoughtful gift.
tfunk00 0
lol ^
Bobissmall 13
So did he die?
franniedottp 8
'tWas a *small* heart attack. no, the chances aren't very likely.
RedPillSucks 33
surprise!
T_X_P 2
How exactly is *your* life ******? He's the one who had the heart attack after his grandchildren failed to visit him for 7 years.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
^ What 9 said
kooner47 0
exactly what 9 said ^
Jimboom 12
What lovely grandchildren you are. What are you going to get him for christmas? A brain aneurysm?
shortyshort21 0
all too probable
Justforlolz 14
Wow. "Surprise!" A surprise indeed. That sucks for him.
BelleElle_fml 5
Where are the grammar Nazis?
DerFuhrer33 0
But I should be capitalized. I always thought Canadian chicks were hot ;) My gf is Australian....damn the accents sexy
BethiiGeex 0
I <3 COD
allronix 0
your gorgeous. ; )