Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
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aback 5
So you waited ten minutes then screamed in his ear, right?
alexandraa_fml 0
Wham! Right in the kisser.
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Comments (59)
alexandraa_fml 0
Wham! Right in the kisser.
avoidthegirl 6
No, no. "POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSA! POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSA! POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSA! POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSA!" Shall I go on? :D
alexandraa_fml 0
By the time I remembered it was POW instead of WHAM it was too late to edit :,( Sad day.
Reyo 2
Damn you muscle memory! Damn you to hell!
SillyPoop 0
Oh my goodnesss...this is a good laugh...but thanks for the warning to people that may rearrarange their bedrooms in the future!
hellokittywhore 0
haha #24 you made my day!! ;) damn you to HELL!!!!!! lmfao
sLAUGHTERxx 0
Haha #1! I agree with #2...hope you're okay. And this is one of few legit FMLs. FYL. That sounds HORRIBLE. But again, you rearranged your room.
RammerRW 0
How is this a "legit" FML? Her boyfriend accidentally hits her face and her life is ******? Sure, it sucks to be hit in the face, but I'm sure she'll be fine.
jessxoxo28 5
LMAO!!! #1
happyhak 5
YDI for moving ur clock
rrjr010 0
That'll teach you to change things!
kaligirl323 0
lmfao haha that's funny.
k43L1 0
hahahaha!
jenjen1112 0
that is like a morning kiss i hope ur face is ok
Starfire22 5
Haha lol don't take it personally
MamaC_fml 0
Aw, honey, he just handed you a guilt trip on a silver platter. Unless you were the one to insist that sides be switched. Then YDI and a big LOL.