Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I interviewed three elderly residents at a nursing home, hoping to use the transcript for a very important paper due next week. It went great, so I wrapped up and drove home. I sat down to start typing, and realized that my recording had stopped ten minutes in. FML
Today, I forgot to tune my guitar pre-performance. Surprising, because it was in tune when I frantically did it by ear backstage. Too bad two of the six strings snapped, smacking the drummer in the face. FML
Today, I started recording my piano exam pieces to submit, and I was proud at my interpretation that I spent time trying to make it sound good. That was until my tutor walked in and said I had "shit rhythm and ass intonation." My mom was there. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, my boyfriend took our dog to the vet because he heard him whining in pain this morning. It was actually me singing in the shower. FML
Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML
Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
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xllamax 0
well i guess he was trying to hit a 'hard' note too!
ianformean 0
A dog, in a recording studio, licking it's nuts? I heard Ozzy Ozbourne recorded Crazy Train with a lactating chimp in his recording studio. They tweaked the EQ so that it's fart can be heard just before Randy Rhoads starts his solo.
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xllamax 0
well i guess he was trying to hit a 'hard' note too!
PeopleRSoDumb 0
Only in Wisco...
anela_fml 0
ha ha awe man well all I can say is at least you know you can hit the notes now
judemeister 0
Ew?
CYNNER 0
Thats awesomely funny. fyl.
SenGaeriel 3
LMAO!!
ianformean 0
A dog, in a recording studio, licking it's nuts? I heard Ozzy Ozbourne recorded Crazy Train with a lactating chimp in his recording studio. They tweaked the EQ so that it's fart can be heard just before Randy Rhoads starts his solo.
KaanTech 0
both this commet and FML post itself made my day thank you people:)
alex_vik 1
That's why when I record, the only living things in the room with the mic are the person using the mic.
Dixie_Normous 0
Same here, anyone who does home recording would definitely say he deserved it.
xlostwithoutu 0
How do u HEAR a dog licking it's junk?
saranottelling 7
It sounds gross but some dogs have "sound effects." I know my dog does... it's disgusting.
hockeyhouse 5
Easy, it makes noise when they lick themselves. Haven't you ever been around a dog? I can even hear my stupid cat.
Penetration 0
It's hard to sleep when I hear my dog licking himself. ._.
Boy_Flow 0
ya its pretty freaking loud with my dog =/ lol oh my this is F@$KING hilarious!!
Gumblebum100 0
oh man my dog is the silent type but it's horrible!!!! also my dogs a girl!!!! and she doesn't have nuts!!!! ewwwww!!!
sky413 26
I hate the sound a dog makes when it's licking
z620 0
Hahahaha fyl but that's too funny
Analogy 0
"EQ settings"? Are you kidding me? I'm a professional sound engineer and unless the sound of a dog lickings its nuts resonates at a particular frequency that EQ would emphasize, I think you're full of shit.