Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaking pipe under the sink. I watched a YouTube tutorial and was feeling confident that I could get the job done. Two hours later, half of the kitchen was practically flooded because I forgot to cut the water off, and scrambled to actually find the main valve, then I had to call an emergency plumber, who showed up, laughed, and fixed it in five minutes. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML
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Top comments
heythereaustin 0
uhm... how didn't you notice? I doubt your bathroom is that big...
AssDan 0
Sounds like a ****.
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Comments (58)
zomphoenix 3
first in and that's funny.
muhaidib 2
are you hot? then the plumper is lucky
jazmixer 0
maybe he thought you had some more pipes to be cleaned.
acccccccc 1
her fiance was finishing up with the plumber?Anyone else think that sounds wrong?
heythereaustin 0
uhm... how didn't you notice? I doubt your bathroom is that big...
xXgUeSsWhAtXx 9
well he was probably in the shower because it said she went to turn the water on THEN she noticed him......now why the curtain was closed in the FIRST place is another story.
KingDingALing 9
25- Is it wrong to have your shower curtains closed? I close them all the time after I take a shower.
rene22 18
25 is saying that the second plumber was in the shower and he shouldn't have had the curtains closed
thedevil96 0
you will be seeing his face again next time u need a plummer
oakleyguy 0
free show? lol lucky plumber
Einstein714 0
did he give you the " pipe?"
jaysweet112197 8
Lolololol
Wicked361 8
My bathroom has a closet inside so maybe OP has a bathroom like mine
122409 0
I smell a phobia!
BakNBitz 0
really? I smell a Porno.
GiddyXD 0
^ lol.
TheDrifter 24
Epic win for the plumber? I'll bet you just made his whole week.
Kaiden2554 3
Mario? Luigi ?!?! ZOMG
Cinn_fml 23
How do you not notice there's someone else in your bathroom?
valalvax 13
I'm trying to think, maybe he was in the shower and her view of it was blocked, or maybe he was halfway under a cabinet
Cinn_fml 23
Well, I suppose there is that. But if part of the bathroom isn't visible wouldn't you quickly check to make sure no one's where you can't see them? Especially when work's just been done. But I suppose he could've been under a cabinet, but surely there'd still have been tools lying around in a 'still being used' fashion..?
CloudEnvy 17
Personally, I always check behind blind corners. You can never really know what's there until you look. Gotta check for monsters/psychopaths.
FFML_314 12
It was one time, Cloud! You can stop being paranoid now. I won't try and kill you.
Cinn_fml 23
How do you know you're the only one? :P
CloudEnvy 17
I refuse to forget.
kittykat52810 0
everyone saying how did you not notice, some bathrooms really are that big, my little sister got lost in my dads bathroom
Cinn_fml 23
That's a big bathroom, and I thought our bathroom was big - but you can't get lost in it. Tbf, the bigger the bathroom, the bigger the need to check, because it becomes less certain if there is actually anyone else in there...
angelo8320 0
lucky plumber has a great story to tell now
DerFuhrer33 0
Be Every Adverse Neutral Endo Risk
ramboman19 8
how do u know he's lucky???? :0 op may be gross looking...
AssDan 0
Sounds like a ****.
aardvarkish 17
You stole my thought.
TheNewGuy03 29
you stole my-- OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP |the kid|
FFML_314 12
You are the most oblivious woman. How do you not notice a man in your bathroom?
BethiiGeex 0
I bet he loves his job.
roketkween 0
not if she's fat
RedPillSucks 33
Man! There's a Maaan in the bathroom. Were you in the **** industry?