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Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML

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xxElle 0

at least he added "deliciousness"...?

TheWhiteDemon 0

...and? what is he supposed to say thar it was like "eating at a buffet"?

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nakidna 0

ydi for being a complaining bitch. if he likes it why is it a problem that u have a bush?

TeenieAmerica 9

Hey, he said deliciousness. That's not a bad thing. I don't get the whole shaving thing though. I mean, I trim, yeah, but I find it hard to believe that not removing the hair down there is bad hygiene. God gave us our pubes, so they can't be that bad. Personally, I think bald penii and vajayjays look weird.

alleycat312 0

god gave us the ability to sweat too and to take a shit and to get greasy hair and we all have showers, wash our hair and remove the sweat and we all shit in a toilet so if he gave us pubes too whats to say that we cant shave them to be hygienic as well?

5t3ff1k4h 47

Shaving your pubic hair does NOT mean you're more hygienic. Actually, shaving it means you're more susceptible to infections, since there's no barrier between the world and your skin. Some prefer to shave, some don't. But, if you shower regularly, it won't smell and it's not gross. It's just hair. It's curly and coarse like a male's chest and leg hair. Are those gross? No. Also, sebum, sweat and shit do not GROW on our skin, like hair. So, yes, they must be excreted and cleaned up.

airforcebound 0

then shave that fur buger

TAHDOGG 0

sounds likee a compliment to me. if you got a prob wit the 'fur' part of it, then do something abouut it

alleycat312 0

ugh shave coz thats digusting! i never let my boyfriend touch me if i havent shaved! its your own fault so dont complain about it

5t3ff1k4h 47

Just because that's your preference doesn't mean it's everyone else's.

goodnesspeople 1

That must be awful.. not letting him TOUCH you if you aren't shaved?? Holy shit, you're spending way too much time down there in a non-pleasurable way or else he's not spending enough :).

itstinnytiny 0

hahahahaha that's funny

Squander 3

**** all these fur haters. And OP, unless every word in your BF's statement other than the word 'fur' came out silent to you, you PROBABLY should realize that he said it as if it were a good thing.

DonJuan_13 0

I'd go down on you ;)

KamilleBlack 3

He called it delicious which is a compliment and he said fur because u don't shave. If U don't want him to descibe it as furry...maybe you should shave. But you don't have to cuz obviously doesn't mind...