kitty
United States
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jayne
United States
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
honutattoo
United States
Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
elite
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
top dog!
Australia
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
allergyface
Canada
Freaked out
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
my face though
Kettle Falls, United States
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
ellarose
United States
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
lalanon
Australia
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Top comments
MAGNAVOX 0
Looks like your family doesn't give a shit.
perdix 31
Your brother's zit is probably going to be more productive than the waste of money your four years of drunken partying and anonymous sex will ever be.
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Comments (79)
MAGNAVOX 0
Looks like your family doesn't give a shit.
Schizomaniac 24
I think you mean they don't give a "zit." Hahaha, I'm so ******* hilarious. I need a life.
MAGNAVOX 0
( drum beat after jokes) lol.
ImJustMosh 0
Bad jokes hour? Eh.. You must be a.... zitzomaniac.
syedlink27 0
yeah that was funny! **** that other guy.. I'll beat his Pansy ass
Xavi89 0
hey look it's Pedro again!
KingDingALing 9
I started laughing after I read the end of #6's comment.
Thunderbender 2
It's always about what you want isn't it Mokuba?
myknewverr 0
FYL.
marinus_fml 20
Well, you don't need to be the centre of attention all the time?
beeship321 5
I know why op is going through. it's not to be the centre of attention infact when they do this to you you start to become less social than you get yelled at and punished for being so antisocial
SarahBearXoX 0
Yeah I agree.. my sister talks about pointless things at her work all day then doesn't listen if anyone else talks, or brings it back to her work. I could imagine the OP being like this..
bv110 2
no but me personally i would be totally pissed off with my entire family if i was talking about my future and then suddenly my sisters like "do you know what we could do for my zit? i'd be all like "i know how to get rid of it!" and possibly remove my sisters zit...by beating the living crap out of her
GarryG 0
lol, that's funny.
rushiee 0
maybe its more attractive than you & needs to be discussed.
ImJustMosh 0
Zits are hot.
FML102938 8
#5 is hotter.
perdix 31
Your brother's zit is probably going to be more productive than the waste of money your four years of drunken partying and anonymous sex will ever be.
docscientist 10
It already produced a conversation!
SadinSherman 16
Bitter much?
Cinn_fml 23
Well, how many times have you talked about your college plans before? Because they might already have a good enough idea of what you want to do. However, your brothers zit is (probably) new and therefore more interesting. If not, just tell them the college plans they need to know about, it might have been you were just telling them things they thought were obvious or didn't concern them.
stinkyfeat34 0
oohhh DAMN you uglyyy D:
bv110 2
or they didnt give a carp and should start before their kid starts to hate them for the rest of eternity!
DocBastard 40
They most certainly did not give a carp. More likely it was a large mouth bass, or possibly a slippery dick. Definitely the slippery dick.
Cinn_fml 23
Stinkyfeat - This isn't RateMyLook or any other beauty contest site, so I think you're in the wrong place. Next. Bv110 - I'm sure there'll have been signs before this is the OP's parents truely don't care about her. Though it is possible. DocBastard - So was that other FML yours? You seem to be a fan. :P However, it's also possible that Bv110 was talking about carpentry, which still doesn't make a whole lot of sense... :P
DocBastard 40
Cinn- nope, I can't claim credit for that. I just like saying "slippery dick." Call it the 12 year old in me rearing its ugly, immature, prepubescent head.
bv110 2
ok wtf does carpentry have to do with this?
Cinn_fml 23
You said carp and we were discussing the possibilities of what you really meant, ignoring the obvious typo. Basically, we were joking around.
nycy 0
Where is trolls for the lols? (I know that's not how his name is spelled my iPod corrected it and I don't feel like going back even though i felt like posting the rest of this)
FFML_314 12
Priorities OP. Your family has priorities!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Just go to ASU and party.
FML102938 8
**** you. Go to university of Arizona ^.^
Matus 0
People get off topic all the time, it's human, we have short attention spans. Get over it and buy him some zit cream.