Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, I finally gave into a kink I wanted to try out. I asked my boyfriend to send freaky voice clips of him barking and whimpering. He actually did it, and It immediately gave me the biggest ick. I am now stuck with his horrible "sexy" barking. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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n1rvanat1zed 0
So he basically doesn't understand exactly how doggiestyle works.
littlemissdqgirl 8
Wow, your sex life must be kinky lol
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Comments (180)
ikldeadman 0
first
bballer32 0
he doesn't understand what doggy style is!!
Jandude 9
Saying " they must be doing it doggy style, hahahahaha" is not funny.
ikldeadman 0
she's acting like a bitch, so he wanted her to feel beter be a dog like her.
mfmylifesrsly 30
were you doing soggy style?
Jennifra 0
Boys are so weird sometimes!
lookatstupid 0
Look, I'm cool because I'm replying to the first comments. Douches. But... Was it rough? (meuhahaha)
mfmylifesrsly 30
doggy** lol
Freeze_fml 17
Soggy style? WTF?
jgilez 0
18 does look stupid
Raleigh_bruh 7
Haley? You aren't supposed to be on here :P. Op, I think your bf has regressed emotions towards dogs or something. You should look into that.
MuuuChuuu 5
wow....wot a turn off!!
mfmylifesrsly 30
lol relaigh I can be on here now. I took my ipod from my mom and when she told me to give it back to her I said no. now I just need my phone back..
rohosoccer08 1
haha ur bf is weird... definately taking doggy style to a whole new level
IchbinSyn 0
OP your man is strange!! Doggie style lol
Verachi 0
Hahaha weird but kinda cute.
PlagueGround 0
Maybe he was hinting at something...
snagglepaste 0
you dont have to throw him a bone. he already has one.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I am very much tempted to bash the FML mods....I wonder if I'll get banned for even saying that..
The_grumpy_bear 0
Interesting form of fore-play. Sounds kinda fun. Not an FML unless you were allergic to him.
gutzzzz 0
I can, but I'm not going to :p
KaraShinee 0
it's called role play haha op
lolomg69 0
I disagree ;)
roseyheartposion 0
maybe he was trying to be more creative and got really into it or were u guys going doggie style hmmmmm lol but fyl and i feel soooo new cuz i am lol ik ppl random im sorry
bballer55 0
17 we r weird 24/7
seanders 10
Quiet moochoo your stupidity annoys me
cooldannyboy 0
#15 = wins
MuuuChuuu 5
who cares # 73!!
imbatman_fml 0
Did he sniff your butt? mark his territory?
jgilez 0
soggy style .... your doing it right
Ms_Jessie22 8
Ra-Ra! You have a new pic/account!
Raleigh_bruh 7
Jess, shhh lol. Don't speak these things out under the #1 post :P.
rubzzz 0
same question as #26
andrysb24 5
did he hump your leg?
kjdhfakjs 0
we were not doing doggy style hahahah
Notjustanother1 0
everybody else has already replied with the doggy style jokes
Notjustanother1 0
did he sniff your butt and piss on you to mark his territory ?
deathcab7 0
haa, thats awesome.
JJBet1 0
One word - DRUNK.
missdezzybabee 0
Obviously you knew what I meant so shut the fxck up!! Hence the shut up part DOUCH FAG!
Aj4710 0
5 win 17 lose.
marine10_fml 0
Abbi! what's really funny is there are dogs in the backround of your picture, you are gorgeous btw!
cmac86 24
you're just jealous you didn't think of it first.
DELUCA_BAZOOKA 0
what's soggy style???
codewow 0
was she a bitch O.P if so i understand
MacOSXpert 7
Puppies :3
jgilez 0
soggy style means you're doing it right
pinkorchid88 0
well since he has pretending to be a dog you should have told him to lick u somewhere else rather than in the face lol...you wount be complaining then
NzxtZ06 0
WTF. you need to get out of there before e starts biting you and dry humping your legs
bluesclues72 0
he likes it "ruff". haha :)
Beach4life 0
hahaha thats funny
stepheniscool 0
that's exotic
tjrocks1294 0
it's a hint that he wants to do doggy
bojeffs 0
82 that was funny. haha
Sungod 0
scratch his ears? With his feet? o_O
JManHobbs 0
16, "soggy style" was such a win.
ticklemechantell 0
am I the only person that finds this cute? XD
n1rvanat1zed 0
So he basically doesn't understand exactly how doggiestyle works.
Fridiculously 0
friggin ew. he sounds like a furry.
sabatical 0
total furry fetish!
MegMM 0
pervey. LOL. next time put a shock collor on him!!!
mapleh 0
did you actually do doggystyle??
seelefire 0
Could of been worse, he could have started licking his crotch
Chiyo_fml 0
How the hell could he be licking her face if they did it doggy style?
littlemissdqgirl 8
Wow, your sex life must be kinky lol
Virus963 5
damn anti flood protection
Beach4life 0
hahahahahaha thats funny
madmax82988 0
well were you doing it doggy style?
zerobahamut03 2
wtf?!?!?!??
yopo_fml 0
dude, your not cut..... your pic is just a shame....
yopo_fml 0
wow, your jacked-off also.... hahaha man i hope this pic is a joke..... if its not, then FYL
mattman1994 0
jeez jack skellington you should try eating something you look like lindsey lohan
samantha_durano 6
so many naked people on fml now.
abbi96x 0
uh, ur pic is kinda disturbing...ur so skinny :o
bballer55 0
i didnt kno lindsey lohan was a dude!!! explains so many things now
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lol, wow. Every time dude posts a comment he get so many replies on how he looks :P.
samantha_durano 6
new account Raleigh? I got a warning.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Ehh, I got more than warned lol.
samantha_durano 6
haha :) well message me so you don't get in trouble again!
Raleigh_bruh 7
Ok, I did.
YouKnowJosh 0
protein. try it.
madmax82988 0
lmao bunch of idiots
Yaseeher 0
Sam . love your new pic. what's with the shorts? it's always on =)
Petey_devil 0
that is some extreme awkwardness.what can you say to that?