Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Wawawiwa
Namibia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
wow babe
Arnold, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nomnom
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
thetalkingvagina
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
anonymous
Chelsea, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great idea
Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML
loldick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
lorrilanee
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
This doesn't feel nice
Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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xxElle 0
at least he added "deliciousness"...?
TheWhiteDemon 0
...and? what is he supposed to say thar it was like "eating at a buffet"?
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Comments (206)
Mister_Grinch 0
Maybe you need a hair eating nomnomnom shaver. :)
babyfireball77 14
hilarious hahahahaha I love when people reference previous FMLs lol
maphineRAWRS 10
ohai mr. awkward turtle
youFail2 0
well someone better shave
Hard_Luck_Aussie 4
on go the landing strip for the best of both worlds
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Winter coat?
TimIsSoCoolLike 0
it's called shaving, derp
EvilDave 13
And your point is what? How is this an FML? It would have been an FML if he had something like "it is like entering a fetid swamp. Deliciousness and fur, not bad. Nasty, fetid swamp, bad.
chris13174 0
imagine that...a woman bitching about getting her pussy eaten. Sounds to me like you're a selfish spoiled bitch who isn't appreciating the O you just had. Your bf needs to turn your ass over and spank it good then you can come back and bitch about how your bf turned you on.
sloppyflow 1
go britney
paprikacha 9
I'm sorry, but that's freaking awesome. Cease thy bitching, OP.