Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Wawawiwa
Namibia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
wow babe
Arnold, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nomnom
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
thetalkingvagina
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
anonymous
Chelsea, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great idea
Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML
loldick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
lorrilanee
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
This doesn't feel nice
Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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xxElle 0
at least he added "deliciousness"...?
TheWhiteDemon 0
...and? what is he supposed to say thar it was like "eating at a buffet"?
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castromarlene 0
i think you should clean up down there lol
Moemoemoe_fml 0
And you should clean up your mind. People post-puberty grow hair down there naturally, fyi.
purple91 8
Quit complaining and be thankful he even ventures down into the fur... Shave and it will be described simply as 'deliciousness'.
joekr 0
thats ur fault, not an fml
Pilkie01 5
um...how is this an FML... he sounds like he enjoys it...that's not a bad thing...
SixRealmSage 0
that means u need to shave. hair is ******* gross
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Your comment means you haven't grown any yet. STFU and get off the internet. Does your mommy knows you're on this site??
warwizard 2
well, why do you let it grow so? shave it!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
100% of the people who clicked "ydi" are stupid little brats who are either under 12 or, if they're over it, have never and will never in their lives manage to get laid. It's scary the amount of pathetic losers that have been coming to this site to ruin it with their stupidity . HAIR IS NATURAL, KIDDIES. You may not have grown any yet, but one day you will grow it, and you'll realize then that it's normal to have some there. Idiot brats.
jtrain80 0
shave your deliciousness
xxcaitxx 0
Despite hair down there being normal, to alot of people it is quite gross. Try getting rid of the hair maybe? :/
horneyhic 15
it's "we've got fun and games" not there's