Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Wawawiwa
Namibia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
wow babe
Arnold, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nomnom
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
thetalkingvagina
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
anonymous
Chelsea, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great idea
Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML
loldick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
lorrilanee
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
This doesn't feel nice
Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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xxElle 0
at least he added "deliciousness"...?
TheWhiteDemon 0
...and? what is he supposed to say thar it was like "eating at a buffet"?
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Janae1 5
Please shave
nerdsgetmehot 23
Note that he added "deliciousness." He must like your jungle! But if you're uncomfortable with your pubic hair, why not try trimming or shaving? It sounds like you don't like the prospect of having a jungle.
DankAssKeefSlump 0
So what quit being a little bitch and shave your pubes At least you didnt stink and taste like a fishs ovary
dibbledipps 0
Wow, what a spoiled bitch. Not only does your awesome boyfriend go down on you despite you not shaving your nasty bush, but he calls it delicious and you have the nerve to post it here? Frankly dear, you aren't good enough for him.
iGrenade 0
gnr ftw +1 to your e-peen meter
kimmykimkim 0
mmm yummy! XP
syedlink27 0
you can be very beautiful you have the profile, nose, chin girl you need a makeover!! call me after
skyeyez9 25
Jungle...O_o?
nikkired 0
Are you keeping it warm for the Canadian winter ?
idkidkidk132 0
canadians dont shave, eh?
cabinboyy_fml 0
omfg you would be so hot if you weren't wearing that steelers thing
voveraite 7
I'm appalled at the pube-o-phobia around here! Btw, there are plenty of lengths between "full bush" and "shaved clean". OP probably does have the first one, but I fail to see how a trimmed Bermuda triangle can be "nasty". Also, I wish I had bold red letters for this: Short trimmed pubes won't floss your teeth or pick your nose!
Squander 3
The Triangle of Doom is the best pubic hair shape ever, or alternately the rectangle of doom. I'd ward away from the hexagon of doom though.
blahzz 4
Your boyfriend FTW.