Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
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Top comments
pleura 0
Shut up, at least you're getting head.
Thatk1ddd 0
That's just, awkward...
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Comments (156)
Thatk1ddd 0
That's just, awkward...
austinryansmith 0
DAMN
Sniper3000 0
fyl for getting head?!!!??!? dude at least u got head!!!!
flomysta9 0
I know I'm thread jacking. but this has to be seen. did anyone else notice th fact that this clown is getting head. and his girlfriend says yummy meaning she likes it. and he says **** his life. op...go practice falling down
balachic99 1
I'll do that for you.....without making those stupid noises ;)
Chocolate_Chunk 2
did anyone else notice that only guys who are desperate like hell would post something like 113 on an fml like this?
IgnorantAmerican 0
Nope
SnailFist 5
it's just you
alexdaguitarman 0
I dont see this as bad
picturetaker 0
ahahahahahahahahaha
v1kt4r 13
Original Poster
KateFox 0
Oh boy...
Yukos 0
"Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me" anything that begins with that and doesn't end with some horrible accident involving teeth is not a FML.
hastobe_maddie 0
you guys are the ones making this an FML. maybe not you personally, but if this really wasn't an FML nobody would have let it get through the filters.
horselover543 0
ur profile pic looks like someone kissing Gregory house out of house
katiesAmazing 0
what uf she bites his dick? would tht be an FML??
pleura 0
Shut up, at least you're getting head.
cjHidalgo 0
true
pooley 0
yeh good point number 5 lol
marc_with_a_c 3
Seriously how is that an FML? Not like she said anything negative about how it tasted like shit, or it was small, or not able to get up or anything.. If you're not happy about getting head from her, I can replace you you know, I won't bitch about it.
popatia 0
I don't get it. where's the fml? you got head stfu.
brandon2014 0
yup
allie2590 31
If you're whining about something like that while getting head, you must be in the closet.
JordanRetro13 0
funny pic!!!
CallMeHush 1
Unless moments later she bit it clean off this is not a FML. Bitching about a ******* could be cause for the loss of your Man Card.
bubbles94 0
If I say "You totally deserved it" it doesn't make sense, because you're complaining about a ******** that your gf gave you while pretty much admitting that she likes doing it. And if you're whining about it you don't deserve something like that. So I can't click that button. If I say "i agree, your life sucks" it doesn't make sense either. (read pervious part of the comment) Is there a "stop being a whiny bitch button please?"
enough4 0
+1
DragonitePaladin 6
Can't agree with you more. Speaks the word of Truth. Respect. LOL what a weirdo -> OP o.O There needs to be that button. I say we all rally for it and have it made ;D
bubbles94 0
Waaaay too many FMLs need it...
Midnight_Dawn 0
+2
philman_fml 0
words of wisdom
Mad_Alien 8
+ OVER 9000!!!!!