Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
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Top comments
martic835 2
That sounds cute. Goodness, get over yourself.
JDub0928 0
who cares. not a big deal.
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Comments (132)
cyprus106 2
oh wine about it. Come back when you have real problems.
xKIMMYx 0
stfu loser.. parents get you through everything and you should be greatful.. be thankful they care.. i would love to have a double date with my parents..
blastvortex 4
Take the bus (or a cab) next time. YDI.
brandothemando 0
sounds like something from "Malcolm in the Middle"
piinkbunnii 1
Well how old are you? If you're young then you deserved to be driven by your parents. be happy they let your ungrateful butt have a boyfriend in the first place. They're trying to prevent kids from having kids.
lonely_heart_89 6
you're lucky you even get to do that with your parents. there are a lot of kids out there who don't have any parents to take them bowling, such as those in poverty-stricken countries like africa, for example. count yourself lucky for even having parents
crazy_legs_mcgee 0
"poverty-stricken countries like africa" Yeah think of the poor people in the continent of somalia
jujujube 0
o_O
R3kli3 10
that sucks
gszmam 0
then you guys can play laser tag and be treated to icecrream lmao
5sstgirl7 0
wtf thats not a big deal