Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
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Top comments
martic835 2
That sounds cute. Goodness, get over yourself.
JDub0928 0
who cares. not a big deal.
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Comments (132)
Josh5895 0
omg this happens to my friend last night he was pissed
vanavril14 1
Okay wait, your mom shouldnt have to be carting both your asses around if your boyfriend is the one taking you out. Dont get pissed that your parents want to have some fun too.
SanFranFan65 0
You're just jealous we outscored you. You're such an ungrateful little bitch.
ftb170 0
stop whining in your situation it's more like playdate so your parents have to supervise lol right
jjesseroggaa 3
Tss, at least your parents are proactive and supportive of the relationship. I'm still waiting for this girl's dad to give me consent to date her. Take it.
jjesseroggaa 3
Tss, at least your parents are proactive and supportive of the relationship. I'm still waiting for this girl's dad to give me consent to date her. Take it.
marierad 0
so? that sound fun...i dont get it....lol
dugumit 0
so?
the_sodomizer 0
bowling is like the last thing anyone does. you must have been bored
jayemdoubleyou 1
How can this possibly be an FML? I mean really, I want to hear any reason at all.