Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
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Top comments
martic835 2
That sounds cute. Goodness, get over yourself.
JDub0928 0
who cares. not a big deal.
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Comments (132)
phantomkikiluver 0
it could have been worse...
CHEESYBIGMAC 0
not an FML, last night for valentines day my fiancee and I went on a TRIPLE date with my parents, and my sister and her bf...and you know what? we had a good time...big ****** deal, get a life and do things with other people
smacky101 0
oh no! your life is over!
bubblebee2007 0
grow the **** up and learn how to appreciate your parents. they won't be around forever, you know.
OxDeadface 0
The parents probably paid for all of it too. You should be grateful your parents even tolerate hanging out with your whiny little unappreciative ass.
hummingbug 2
hey OP: double dates with your parents aren't that bad. just don't be surprised when you find out that they're actually cool. i bet you could really have a great time if you got it out of your head that they're out of date and embarrasing. give them a chance. i mean, shoot, they put up with you rolling your eyes at them and most likely much more that you'll never admit until you're 25 so how about make this a give and take from each other?
dman4412 0
Quick! Someone call the whaaambulance!!
cryssycakesx3 23
win
dnerris 0
big deal grow up
swantonboy96 0
what are you nine? of course yo mommy and daddy are going with you, cuz your big tough 10 year old boyfreind cant afford shit! So shut the **** up, i wish my parents would spend more time with me, so just ******* grow up!
hapylordofdeath9 0
that's not that bad, unless your parents suck, in which case, thy sucks