Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML
Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I boarded my very first cruise, in order to relax and unwind for week-long vacation. However, when I got on the ship, I found out that I get seasick REALLY easily. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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attomkins 0
fake. One day in the Bahamas there's no way that would happen.
sv3smilez 0
In FL you can go to the bahamas for a day, sucks that you guys didnt get to enjoy the trip!
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Comments (101)
beffburger 0
wow that does suck
brii1255 0
YDI . if you knew you got sea sick why the **** did you get on the boat . and why didnt you chevk sailin conditions BEFORE you got on. the boat ??
HoesInaBox 0
There's no time like quality time ~
xoconnie 8
CRY ABOUT IT.
Firesushi200 3
atleast u were together?
vtsocks 2
igloos are awesome at any age. On a side note Op has some issues if she thinks this is an fml
brianred5 0
at least it's bonding time
icall_BS 0
IM ON A BOAT! IM ON A BOAT! I honestly don't know the rest of the song... Because I jizzed in my pants
captainmarshall1 0
Actually, that sounds like a nice "bonding" experience
MayorMcCheese11 0
it says there were bad sailing conditions
zZPedobearZz 0
GRAVEL!
1177matt 0
@ 48 wrong FML
panicbunny 0
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attomkins 0
fake. One day in the Bahamas there's no way that would happen.
ladiesman14 0
well i guess there were 2 ******* in the room .
Byrdd 0
hahahaha SINGING-IM SAILING AWAAAAAY
elghs2001 0
agreed. one day to the Bahamas? no way that's real. nextly... I'm on a boat I'm on a boat everybody look at me cuz I'm sailin on a boat
duke10861 0
word
Okie7123 0
If this was real, next time invest a tiny bit of money in some scopolamine transdermal patches. They even have them in the on-board hospital many times. Fail-blog for OP
jennuttz 0
there are one day cruises to the bahamas and other places, depending on where you live. maybe look these things up before jumping to conclusions.
attomkins 0
one day cruise to the bahamas from Florida? you have to be having a laugh.
heartagram_in_ro 0
That's what you get for blowing money in this economy.
Batman4890 0
wtf they wanted to go on a nice holiday and ended up being sick how did they deserve that? Maybe if you knew them and they were bad people maybe then they would deserve it but other than that your just being a knob.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
yea I agree with this guy ^ but that's sucks! maybe next time it'll be better? :/
elghs2001 0
I though that the reason the economy has not turned is bc people ARENT spending money like them.
duke10861 0
it's not a real fml anyway...and why wouldn't they check the sailing conitions before they left..YDI OP
Peroxide 3
Im picturing you both chucking your guts up while "Im on a boat" by The Lonely Island is playing in the background. Epic.
lolcatsyo 0
such a shitty song:(
iloveeyouuxD 9
^^I love that song bitch
sv3smilez 0
In FL you can go to the bahamas for a day, sucks that you guys didnt get to enjoy the trip!
y0ungm0mmie 0
*yawn*
x805xUnknown 6
Ah, bonding at it's finest. Don't you just love vactions?!
rawrsaur19 0
YDI for being sea sick. Seriously. How can you get sea sick? IT IS IMPOSSIBLE DUDES. Even in 3m seas I've never been sea sick, or at night, or ever. Pussy. :) Much love though.
MrsxStewart 4
Sigh. You are an idiot. I have chronic vertigo and I had to buy medication when I went on a cruise. Not everyone can keep from getting sea sick.
rawrsaur19 0
But why would you even go on a cruise if you were going to get sick and not enjoy it?
justindrew14 29
ur a ******* idiot other ppl can get sea sick dumbass
Tre_Cool 0
DON'T GO ON A CRUISE IF YOU GET SEA SICK!!! FAR OUT!!!
UrNotFunny 0
Ladies and gentlemen, TRE COOL!!!!
Tre_Cool 0
lol yay for Tre
Hanban 0
Ginseng always helps. Oh wait. You just lost your insides. Now you won't have to worry about getting fat!
brii1255 0
wt f