Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
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Top comments
martic835 2
That sounds cute. Goodness, get over yourself.
JDub0928 0
who cares. not a big deal.
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Comments (132)
regionrat 0
Yeaaaaah. This is not a FML.
RoxxyHustle 7
YDI for going bowling in the first place. WTF?
richieA3833 0
OMG that kinda happened to me too but we had a a great time u always got to make the best out of everything that come ur way
Leayna 0
Aww that's kinda cute! :D
nickiloo22 0
your mom probably paid for your bowling too, right?
6969awesome 0
that's not a fml
ichtudirweh 0
Oh boo hoo, cry me a friggin river. I really don't see what the problem is hanging out with your parents.
ShitNeeds2Change 0
If you are young enough to have to have your 'rents driving you around, it's not that big of a deal.
andyourpointis 0
haha i know the feeling. im almost 17 and my girlfriend is 18. except we drive separate from them and end up on double dates with them and sadly, its the only thing tht keeps my mom confident tht they arent gonna get divorced
ScaryyMary 14
Ouch, same thing happened to me, but at the circus. >.