anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
shelteredchild
United States
Date night
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
shininghayley
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Jake
United States
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
myBFsucks
Canada
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
anonymous001
Toronto, Canada
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Anonymous
Weird movie choice
Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML
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TheThrasher_fml 0
Sounds like a keeper!
Juneyah1017 9
did he sit on her lap too?
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Comments (150)
TheThrasher_fml 0
Sounds like a keeper!
f_alltheirlives 3
Sounds like a Bieber
twinny_sc 13
#6 Should have been a red flag when he asked you to meet him there.
KingDingALing 9
Was his dad there when you and that guy had sex, OP?
lolfylanydi 0
hahahahahahaahahah 25
jazmixer 0
aw..... we are all mama's boys in the end.
newyork786 0
lmfao!!! haha :D
oboewhore_xD 6
I'd give him a chance. Just sneak out and leave his mom in the theatre. People who get the least amount of freedom normally have the most amount of fun when out.
xBangOut 4
what are you guys, twelve?
sloppy3301 3
dry fagget
CiaranPM 0
That's when you leave.
windergirl6 0
right ;)
angels21 0
I do not understand, this is custom in India. we are to bring our mother to the first 15 dates and then she will decide if the girl is good to continue seeing. mother knows best.
demarcusT 0
if you haven't noticed, california isn't in india
TheDamnDrifter 1
#67 that must suck 15 dates u hav 2 bring ur mom? What if shes dead?
Elixa 0
That's sad that spinning in a chair is your version of a "little fun". Fun is working your way up the corporate ladder, and after that incident, the only way your going to do that, is to walk in to your bosses office say you've been a very bad girl or boy and need a spanking.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#102 Wrong FML.
DeesFMLs 0
hhahaha #102 you dipstick lol
Purplecandy500 0
Fo sho.
machiko_fml 0
If he's over 20, then he probably lives with her too.
lgs25 0
wat if he does live with her
BREADEDELF 3
Then he's broke. And nobody likes poor people.
zem5 0
threesome!!!!
davault 0
wincest!!
Tweety122888 0
5 - you're sick kill yourself do this world a frigging favor
zelhackin 0
WOW dude calm yo ******* and live a little
dabears1011234 27
#5 Oh thats nasty
ShadowPunkChick 1
Movie dates as a first date usually suck. Too common anyway. Worse date of my life was a movie date..I ended up paying for both of our tickets, the guy didn't even ask where to pick me up, just told me to meet him there. Then I had to pay for his large drink and his large popcorn and his candy..(I didn't get anything for myself) he didn't pay for a thing. Then he tried to kiss me during the movie, his breath smelled horribly of ketchup =/..and he had the nerve to ask to do it again next weekend -_- I feel for ya. Better luck with the next guy.
Geiko_fml 0
Wow. The guy actually did that to ya? I guess I'm old school or something, but I'd pay for the quite a few dates for someone I'm dating. I did that for my ex too, even though she insisted on paying. Just something I do. Can't believe he did that to ya.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Erm, why ketchup? Is that a common poocorn topping where you live? I don't understand how you were forced to pay for his snacks. I don't mind paying for a date but, tbh, I'd expect him to pay because he asked me out. If he doesn't even offer (or at the very least offer an excuse) the date is over.
cradle6 13
That's unacceptable. I pay for every date every time.
docscientist 10
Now you know what a guy goes through when he has to pay for everything.
shakethat 10
it's not that bad paying. u can't expect them to pay every time. 1st date is different but I always offer to at least pay for the snacks. I don't think guys should pay every single time they'll nvr wanna take u out it gets expensive.
mrfruits 0
no fat chicks
Hgielad_720 0
Can you say pathetic?
Hgielad_720 0
Thank you.
Hgielad_720 0
Nope, I'm good for now. :)
Hgielad_720 0
Nope, I'm good for now. :)
Selena_is_back 7
lol zmeiler
f_alltheirlives 3
Pathuteckk.... No :(
Hgielad_720 0
Aww, how sad. Well keep trying, I'm sure you'll get it. :)
KaleidoscopePope 0
39 it can't be a one day special if it's lasting all week ;)
Hgielad_720 0
41 makes a good point. (;
evanizle 0
43 has a very large lip. just sayin.
Selena_is_back 7
This conversation is silly.
Skyblu10 10
You're*
Selena_is_back 7
my silly what??? the suspense is killing me!!!
goldfishdragon91 0
silly goose
Azull_fml 8
Your silly smile with a wink [ (; ]
Loveya448 0
He's a pussy.
darude908 1
he's a pussy that likes pussy... hmm does that make him a lesbian?
basketbrandon 0
you gota that right
Juneyah1017 9
did he sit on her lap too?
bigbadtim 7
She probably just gave him a ride, and wanted to see the movie herself. No big deal.
Jewelofagal 2
It's a big deal on pretty much any level and at any age, especially if it's a first date and/or if he didn't talk with her about it ahead of time so she could bow out if desired.
bigbadtim 7
Sarcasm.
JayBear14 11
Anybody consider they could be like 9?
bigbadtim 7
They could be. If it was kids, then yes, they should have supervision. So my original comment can be taken seriously. If they are legal adults, then my comment can be taken as sarcasm.