Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
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Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
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Top comments
martic835 2
That sounds cute. Goodness, get over yourself.
JDub0928 0
who cares. not a big deal.
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Comments (132)
hannahleigh 0
um how old are you? because seriously, 13 year-old "dates" are not super romantic (nor should they be.) so it's prob not the end of the world that your parents were there. also, your boyfriend isn't "taking" you bowling when your mom drives you both there. sorry, wait till you grow up to go on real dates.
darkmis1 18
Why were your parents taking you? How old are you?
PhillyFox 0
Not much of an FML.
darkmis1 18
If you're so worried about losing your house, why are you on FML? Go try to get a job or find an apartment instead of being on this website.
r0ck_this 0
this is NOT a FML. this is a bratty child who doesn't know how good she has it. just wait until they can't bowl anymore, can't do anything for themselves hardly. wait until they're gone. then you might regret this "FML" - i would drop everything i was doing to go with my boyfriend and my ( or his! or both! ) parents to bowl. to do anything together. stupid preteen. FYL for being so inconsiderate and selfish. it'll bite you in the long run.
catastrophicsock 0
This isn't an FML. You're what, 14? 15? Can't drive? Get the **** over it
frigginmuffin420 0
dude your parents are probably cool as shit but you're just too much of a douche to realize it
babybubz 0
BFD ...I'd rather that over an awkward sit down dinner. Bowling is awesome!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
So did you play with your boyfriend's balls or your dad's balls? I would have normally asked about the mother's balls, but after last night...
abbygalee 1
so? just because you have a boyfriend doesn't mean you guys have to do everything alone. it's not like you were going to make out at the bowling alley or anything. do stuff with other people. me and my boyfriend are with my parents sometimes and it's fun. and he wasn't taking you out to bowl you're parents were you're obviously too young haha