Today, it was insinuated that my only other female co-worker is seeing the guy I'm seeing. He bashes her all the time to me, too. Now, I wonder what he says about me, to her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, I overheard a co-worker tell the new guy not to talk to me because I'm a bitch. Apparently, she didn't like it when I told her two weeks ago that she had a drinking problem, which was affecting her work ethic. FML
Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML
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Top comments
Nikki 17
Not many people get a chance to take revenge like in the movies! Hit this girl up and plan something fun!
RichardPencil 32
I'm sure he bashes you when he's banging her. He's got a nice little bang-and-bash loop set up for himself at work.
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Comments (5)
Nikki 17
Not many people get a chance to take revenge like in the movies! Hit this girl up and plan something fun!
RichardPencil 32
I'm sure he bashes you when he's banging her. He's got a nice little bang-and-bash loop set up for himself at work.
And1 12
Drop it like it’s hot (in Snoop Dogg’s voice)!!
Blimix 9
Hmm. This is a perfect opportunity to ask him what he thinks of her. While covertly recording him. Then find out whether he really is seeing her, and if so, play her the recording. She deserves to know, too.
RichardPencil 32
That will backfire. All she will hear is that he's thinking of her even when he's with the OP. That'll make her hotter for him.
Becca198915 2
Funny thing is most ppl don’t have what it takes to ask another woman … learned the hard way and ppl always be saying I can’t believe you asked I wish I would have when my husband/boyfriend was doing that! Ma’am I had nothing to be ashamed of you did and he did thank you next 🥰