Username
United States
Brain fart
Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
unaware
Columbus, United States
Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML
Chelz
Swansea, United Kingdom
My brain
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
lunchbox2353
United States
Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
mrs14
United States
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Brain freeze
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!!
Mexico
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Anonymous
United States
This ol' truck
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Anonymous
United States
Losing my mind
Today, I checked my jacket pocket for my smartphone, all while still holding my smartphone. FML
Anonymous
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
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sambino2012 0
been there done that.. lol
Susieee_Q 9
We all have our moments.
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Comments (141)
sambino2012 0
been there done that.. lol
Idonebeenhad 17
You must be very bright!!
smellymellyy 7
haha very clever indeed
CountryGirl111 7
baha sometimes i look for mine while im talkin on it :p
NiqueKristan92 0
Never done that before lol but I have looked for my phone while talking on it (;
braasilianx0 4
happens to everyone, happens to me mostly with my glasses.
abbi96x 0
It takes some skill to be that dumb!:L
PurpleRae420 0
YDI
mattmadden 0
39- How do you manage to get thumbs down on every comment you make?
Andychilada 0
31, apparently uses her glasses as a flashlight O__o
Trupe 3
Lol nice one 45
braasilianx0 4
45, aha, no.
pertained 12
chill, 87. t'was a joke.
denbeste 3
Comment moderated.
braasilianx0 4
when did I flip out ? (:
dolphincheddar 10
she simply stated that she misplaces her glasses as opposed to attempting to use them as a source of light
imacreeper 3
she was being playful when she said aha, no.
braasilianx0 4
thank you :)
Bakayarou_fml 0
What a boring ass conversation!
braasilianx0 4
then leave.
Kawboy 1
I don't really see this as an FML. Who hasn't done this or something similar to it? With a phone, glasses, hat exc.. it's called being caught up in the moment
rallets 23
it was the heeeeat of the moment
keitorinm 0
happens to me all the time...
Miss_Kristen 10
silly :)
tsim_fml 0
so losing 15 minutes of ur life is an FML?
Susieee_Q 9
We all have our moments.
Jayrs93 11
some more than others
MarioandSonic 8
oh dear, blonde moment for sure !
justalilrandom2 4
Is it a blonde moment or the fact that OP isn't too bright? Amirite?
rubiksman333 4
idiot
DarthScynn 0
Cause I'm sure YOU have NEVER had a 'duh' moment in your life, right?
abbi96x 0
We know you are (;
thetrollyoulike 6
right! haha
kei1108 13
...How clever of you.... ?
whyXD 13
O_O not very nice.
Spinnmaster 1
sad day
YacL 15
I'll often do that. I'll freak the hell out, wondering where my bus pass is and I'll have it in my hand.
acms728 0
I feel ya. I hate It when I do that. Damn it. where did my computer go? jk
volley4eva1698 0
no
nocanhaz 4
You better not have been driving, if you were ydi. That's just incredibly careless.
Primus_fml 0
OP also better not have been abducting a large amount of Mexican orphans. If they were, that would have been incredibly careless.
hiyourcute 0
Why was this thumbed down so many times? It's true and since OP says they were in their car, it's actually plausible.
shortstuffs23 7
I'm just as smart :)
lerouxmaster 7
Well, no.
shortstuffs23 7
Right ha
BigOrca 2
I have been that smart too.
gagaman_fml 0
me three!!!