Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
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Top comments
DncrHap 9
wait. hold on. confused. so, is he as old as your parents? did he date your mom before she got married? or, did your mom recently get remarried, and in the mean time decided to pay a visit to cougar town? or did she cheat on your dad? i don't know what to think about all of this. i'm going to make myself a smoothie.
smartkid12345 0
wow good luck with that
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Comments (249)
smartkid12345 0
wow good luck with that
chenoa_fml 0
of gosh.. fyl! awkward!
mattman1994 0
haha it took you a year and a half to have him meet your parents?
SeanFredrick 3
I bet she's a Milf but you went to your patents and they're together but not together or she cheated?
Brittneyyyy 7
That must've been an awkward dinner... I'm wondering if OP's boyfriend is really old or really young.
KiddNYC1O 22
either your mom is a cougar or you like dating old guys
the_flirtt 0
or her mom is a Milf !!!!!!
xoxolovemexoxo 0
awkward
rallets 23
now that hes tried the cougar meat, hes moving onto the younger stuff lol
The_grumpy_bear 0
So, your boyfriend is old enough to be your dad (and they dated before you were born), your mom cheated or your parents are divored. Somehow, I don't think the third option I've come up with is likely. So, ew and ydi kinda for dating an old man.
wvik 2
r u gay?
twinny_sc 13
YDI for waiting over a year to let your boyfriend meet your parents
illmatic2 16
56- Maybe op is old enough to live on her own and lives far away from her parents.
Mack7273 0
lmao at 20
HeatherXCore 0
So she never mentioned her boyfriend of 2 years name to her mother...or vise versa...?
youngrob 0
LOL pimpin!
DarkPrince_fml 0
milf....
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
agrees with 9
SapphireSympathy 7
lol! fyl. "like mother, like daughter" as they say. lol. i bet thats his motto. ;))
khadijah32594 3
ewww how old is he her and you
dhdefb 0
sounds like you need a THREE SOME
mfmylifesrsly 30
sounds fake
StoryOfTheYear 15
I would say threesome but that's boring and unoriginal
rawrkittehpwnage 0
91 don't be a downer :(
deathcab7 0
there are sooo many things wrong with thiss.
Altoreto 0
this FML is just ****** up...
KiddNYC1O 22
I think 91 should get moderated. followed by this comment lol
spaceboyftw 0
wooow... well, maybe she could give you some tips
twinny_sc 13
59 even if that's true, still its been over a year, OP could have at least mentioned something to her mom about the guy. Like idk his name and occupation.
randomlettrrs 8
65 damn ur hot
dangitsalex 2
"Man, she is such a hot MILF. Oh wait, already did. Zing!"
comedychick 1
umm..okay either you and they guy are sick your mom is..iether way..that's so ducked upp!
illkatt09 9
Yeah it does. Even if they never met, if you've been dating him for over a year, how is it possible that he's never seen a picture of you and your mother and how is it that she's never seen a picture of the two of you? If he actually dated your mom how is it that you never happened to see him before?
jizwiz 3
I smell a 3 way incest.... no wait that was tacos. my bad
selenagirl_fml 0
99 has no eyes!!! oh and op, fyl... I have no comment for this one though...
illmatic2 16
111- It is possible that op does not live close to her mom and does not have a close relationship.
Themistocles_fml 0
Reminds me of that movie with Jennifer Aniston. I forgot the name though.
samanthadude 0
119 - Rumor has it?
VegasSkiess 0
this sounds fake. that wuld mean ur mom cheated or your parents are divorced. and u didn't mention ur bf's name for over a year or ur mom doesn't even knw wat he looks like? ydi, for lying for attention.
kayleebabe03 0
ewwwwww that's so grosss
jimfly 0
stacys mom has got it going on
FuzzyPeachez 0
=_=
myschyveus 0
that low down dirty ************!
xdanifyx 0
wow can u say cougar? akwarrrrd
Altoreto 0
116 I do have eyes lol
swimmerstud 7
I smell cougar and a weirdo bf
ladiesman14 0
right out of a **** movie.
Elicy1984 0
That's just wrong.. :/ FYL indeed..
ladiesman14 0
every time i open this iphone app it says douche lorraine. who is that ?
AnUnknownSoldier 0
don't you feel stupid now
immazombeastxD 0
**** BITCHES GET MOooOOney, FML explained!
immazombeastxD 0
****** hell Mercy, your pic scares me :(
doorfloor 0
lolol it'd be weirder if you and your mom had sex with the same guy
crimsongetsu 0
hehheh..I like where this is going!!
rob935 5
Don't forget how her life sucks so much that she needs to take time out of the actual dinner itself to write an fml.... She deserves it.
spiderman2211 0
op could be talkin bout a stepmom
JE163 0
I'm shocked at the utter lack of "Your mom" jokes on here. Come on, people! This one practically begs for it
VegasSkiess 0
wow y was my comment moderated?!
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
Hey now u no who to ask for advice on what turns him on lol
ladyluck82 9
165 - Ive been noticing that for AGES!!! Who IS IT!?! lmao! I'm going to the site! I'll let you know!
ColdGold 6
wrong place. sorry
illkatt09 9
That's true, But then again, what are the chances of them living that far apart but the guy being close enough to both of them to have a relationship. And if they did indeed live far apart wouldn't they want to try harder to keep in contact to make up for it. I don't know...
xoxnoeliaxox 0
this might sound dumb but..... what's a milf??
KaraShinee 0
^^^ mother I'd like to ****. Do I hear a 2 1/2some?? anyone?
Vampyro94 0
WTF?!? gangbang!!!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ shit they got a pic of me on google now
matt5217 4
third!
selenagirl_fml 0
WTF??????? that's messed up.
MarkerofMagic 0
I love your eyes.
jatinderr 0
wtf
WarmedIce 0
fun family reunion anyone?
Kassandra2011 0
bahaha. that would suck. is your mom hot?
Tyrone_Hawkins16 0
Ask him who's better
Tyrone_Hawkins16 0
Ask him who's better
BethiiGeex 0
ew :/ how old is he or is your mum really hot..
the_flirtt 0
milf *
Alesana_Love 0
your own damn fault for not knowing that...
te_amo_ily 0
agree
jearojas 4
agree with #11
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*Straps on fanny pack* Unce-unce-unce-unce.
ouzzz 0
Ask her how good he is in bed. At least then u will know if he is worth it.
wufwufwolf 0
so he must have been alot older or maybe your mom dated guys your age?