Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
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MitiMiki 16
Not sure why this is an FML, unless your Mom is still married to your Dad.
Davros 12
This sounds like the plot to the remake of the tv show, All In the Family. Directed by JJ Abrams.
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Comments (15)
RichardPencil 32
You’d better hurry up and marry your girlfriend before she becomes your sister and you become some kind of incest freak.
Davros 12
This sounds like the plot to the remake of the tv show, All In the Family. Directed by JJ Abrams.
MitiMiki 16
Not sure why this is an FML, unless your Mom is still married to your Dad.
raven_of_azarath 35
Would you want your mom dating the dad of your SO, who could eventually become your step-sibling?
lexos 16
I really wouldn't care, my parents deserve to be happy. After all you will just be family on paper not blood related so what's the big deal?
MitiMiki 16
Why would it matter? My mother's happiness supersedes my hangups.
Charlie Given 28
Well if ya all get married your wife will also be your step sister 😂🙄😐😒
jen_jalapeno 10
XOXO Gossip Girl
pjsr 33
Some people are really serious about the family part of family game night!
DanielleinDC 34
So your girlfriend's dad is dating your mom? If they marry, you'll have fewer places to worry about going on the holidays!
TheSminty1 17
I'm my own grandpaaaaa
Taylor Caldwell 10
I know most people aren’t going to understand why this is an fml, but I do!! My now husbands father started dating my mom when we were still dating, we’re married now and it’s still terrible most of the time. I hope your situation works out better for you! Best of luck!