Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
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Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
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Top comments
martic835 2
That sounds cute. Goodness, get over yourself.
JDub0928 0
who cares. not a big deal.
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Comments (132)
cadillackitty 0
so that's cute. get over it, not like they hung out in your room and you guys all had sex at the same time
perfectwinds 0
Wow. If you're not old enough to drive then you should be having family time. I dated a guy for 2 years who was on a bowling team with his parents and every Sunday I would go with them just to spend quality time with their family. It's not the end of the world. It's a GOOD thing to spend time with your parents and have ones who actually WANT to be involved with your life. It's not like they sat 2 rows behind you in a movie theatre making sure you weren't sucking face the whole time. It was a fun get together and you need to get over yourself.
girlygirl666 0
I feel bad for your parents. You sound like a whiny bitch, and your boyfriend is probably a little moron. They probably only stayed because they knew if they didn't, their ***** of a daughter would be behind the bowling alley, having unprotected sex. They just don't want to be grandparents yet.
redshortsx 0
all you have to do is not call it a date. my sisters and my boyfriends and my brothers girlfriend all hang out with the family all the time not a big deal
pandemic_fml 0
Don't forget that when you're in your early teens, your parents are "like, oh my gawd, SO embarrasing". I know when I was a youngin' the last thing I wanted was for my parents to meet a boyfriend. BUT, you were at a bowling alley, OP. It's not like it was a romantic date or anything, so I don't think this is a FYL situation. If you are older than sixteen, however, and for some reason don't have your license or can't borrow a car, then I'm more inclined to say I feel bad for you... But not by much.
kerstyn 0
get over it. you're an idiot.
ohJeeznotme 7
Haha...when you're old enough to drive on your own this can be avoided. Until then, suck it up buttercup!
Vehicle 1
This. is. the. definition. of. awkward. !
nnero0 0
thats a #24 win xD
foglyogly 0
That's... not that bad. At all. Shame on whoever moderated this one.