Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé's grandmother kept trying to introduce him to this "simply absolutely amazing girl," who she thought "would be just the perfect date" for him. At our engagement party. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, at my engagement party, I overheard my future father-in-law saying he was happy his son was marrying "the dumb, pretty one" because all the "smart ones" he dated at university were "nerds with small tits." FML
Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML
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Top comments
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Don't worry about it. At least you got you the girl.
BahahahLOL 0
Dude, you're ugly but you're getting married to a beautiful woman. Be happy.
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Comments (108)
TransitionCovert 6
FyL
robnunzi12 2
nah she won't be in the picture forever
techweed 12
no shit, Sherlock
AceArctic 4
16 Stop being a depressed narutard and stop writing the same comment.
TheFlyingMan 8
Well then.
spicyasscakes 0
chode
MW2nBAKE 0
YDI for being fat
ImmortalKratos 0
skinny babies are unhealthy they need brown fat to stay warm and stuff.
iTaylor 0
All babies are chubby.
purple_sarah88 0
Please can we banninate the true pain guy? Please?
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Don't worry about it. At least you got you the girl.
rebekahah 7
yeah what's wrong with a fat baby? those are the cutest. :) my cousin was 11 pounds at birth.
Avenged7Gabe 0
there are fat babies EVERYWHERE!!!
tulsafml 0
Did you punch her, OP???????????????????????
jhoward7 0
76- so was my friend lol. she's awesome so fat baby's rock lol
OceanBreathesSal 5
76 i agree I was the heaviest out of my siblings and now im 16 years old and barley hit 100 pounds.
Garay 0
Oh shit! you're under weight! unless your a girl?
Jonah171 12
114, you managed to use 'you're' correctly the first time, then failed to use it the second time when it would've been correct? That's the first time I've seen that. -.-
BahahahLOL 0
Dude, you're ugly but you're getting married to a beautiful woman. Be happy.
Autoshot 9
/ / This / /
urdirtyolduncle 15
/ / That / /
jvillan87 5
/ / those / a
urdirtyolduncle 15
/ / These / /
C6Racer 0
Your mom
urdirtyolduncle 15
Don't you mean c-c-c-combo breaker?
broccoli2 0
amen.
DiamondFinish 0
Should have whispered in her ear "it's ok you won't live long enough to see them"
supergirl93 0
^^ Winnn xD
lbf_fml 0
win.
ilovepoppa 0
lmao!(:
JtownDude 0
EPIC WIN
soketgo 0
that would cause break up looool
rebekahah 7
HA!
J8CFC 0
haha,,so damn right!!
EvilPotato 15
Epic win
pierceTheveil_fml 0
54 pic is fake js
FNFPhilly 0
93- and yours isn't? O.o
rebekahah 7
93, completely real, thank you. -.-
ermkrmr 0
this made me laugh...
effyoubitch 5
hahaha not very nice. but so funny :)
mairelys 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
A recollection of her ex's, what? -_- Looks like you won't be bringing intelligence to the gene pool, either. Get your wife to help them with their English homework.
monkeysinatree 6
it made perfect sense to me. it was a recollection of her past boyfriends
Renesaga 8
"a recollection of her ex boyfriends who would've fathered attractive children." Ex boyfriends, with a s, indicates multiple ex boyfriends. It's a recollection of all of them. You fail.
Alex94xela 0
******* grammar Nazis gtfo
Renesaga 8
Alright, I'll give benefit of the doubt and withdraw my assumption, then. The comment wasn't that long after the FML was published, so I assumed it was just a lack of understanding.
ImanAzol 4
The correct phrasing would be, "******* grammar Nazis, GTFO." You may copy and paste it next time.
Mistery510 6
if you let that get to your then you are pathetic
Avenged7Gabe 0
someone's a doushebag
Mistery510 6
I'm not a douche.... but why does it matter what others think... as long that she loves him THAT'S WHAT MATTERS..
FNFPhilly 0
agree with 91 because it's not what others think it's what's fact and how you feel he's not a douche at all
MissBunny25 0
81 shut the **** up, hairy hobo. you can't even spell. go back to first grade, bitch. *slings whip* yeah, bitch.
MW2nBAKE 0
I got a warning email from FML cause my comment said "YDI for being fat"....lol too bad I'm right
Sirin_fml 47
Too bad, madame!
Mistery510 6
MissBunny your pretty but dang your mean as hell!!! =D love is love
richboii 0
Ugh i hate when that happens!
Doortje 30
Just think about the (hopefully big) inheritance your soon-to-be wife (and therefore you) will get when she dies.
Doortje 30
Ah, true. But eventually it'll get to OP's fiancée!
ImanAzol 4
Unless the cranky old bitch spent it all already.
lbf_fml 0
hilarious!! >XD
mintcar 10
Old people have the right to spew unnecessary prattle and not give a ****.;) On a more serious note, try not to care about what she says, -she's old- . She probably won't be able to make it to the wedding. Her days are numbered.
Mr_Darkside 5
so true
AssassinzCreed 0
Put a proper shirt on.
mintcar 10
No, I will not. So I suggest you elsewhere and STFU.
mintcar 10
look*