Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
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Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
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Top comments
martic835 2
That sounds cute. Goodness, get over yourself.
JDub0928 0
who cares. not a big deal.
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Comments (132)
aDropOfSunshine 2
There comes a point where you realize that hanging out with your parents really isn't all that bad. I mean it's usually not until later when you start considering your parents as actual people versus your parents as people that have only existed for your benefit.
Jenmaree 9
Yeah OP, what are you, 14? Who gives a crap?
tisiphone_fml 0
OP, you're obviously just a kid. In ten years, you'll realize your parents are actually human, and had every right to be there. This is not a FML, unless you are over 18.
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Oh, bitch bitch bitch. At least they didn't spend the whole date getting drunk on crappy beer and necking each other. ...Or did they?
mochi_fml 0
That doesn't even sound that bad. Bowling is fun.. especially with more people. :D
cookies_for_you 0
So? I don't see why this is a FML. At all.
blu27 0
obviously, you guys are not old enough to drive, so too bad
Darkhumor 0
maybe if you're not old enough to drive you SHOULD have parental supervision, unless you want to get preggers at 14 O_o Tho seriously, what would you two have missed out on? It's not like you could have done anything hot and heavy even without your parents there, it's a bowling alley! If you were more optimistic you could have spent that time encouraging your bf to be friends with your parents. Sigh.
dragonwarrior 3
This is not that bad. Who cares if they were there? What are you really gonna do at the bowling alley besides bowl? Just have fun then go somewhere else without them
kewl92 0
that's not so bad. at least your parents and your bf had a chance to get to know each other. where's the fml?
Miso_Soupu 0
That's what I was thinking. Unless it was one of your first dates with this boyfriend or your parents are obnoxious people this sounds like fun.
kaybbyx3 0
you know, I made plans to bowl with my dad, his girlfriend, and my boyfriend and it was a great way for them to bond with him. some people enjoy that so don't bitch, be happy.
perdix 31
The sad part is that your mom has a better chance of getting some action from her date. And even if you do, your mom and dad are going to do it far hotter and dirtier. Nice image, huh?
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Yet another Truth Win for perdix.
brandothemando 0
I was scrolling down really fast and I STILL could make out perdixs name. Go PERDIX