Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML
Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer, I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML
Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML
Today, I got the earlier bus to avoid my ex after a painful breakup. He had the same idea. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend from high school has been at her new college for a week. She broke up with me because she wanted to meet new people and leave high school behind her. That was understandable… until my best friend showed me texts from her trying to arrange to hook up with him when she’s back. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
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docscientist 10
r-i-g-h-t.
this_female 0
-__- grow up .
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Salcedo18 0
spell right
docscientist 10
r-i-g-h-t.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
14 nice :D
elmski87 0
what's spelt wrong?
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
24 mods probably fixed it
leeshxx 3
this is the first time I've seen you comment Alan. hello there!
leeshxx 3
ninjas are cool, lurking in the shadows however... haha kidding
redbluegreen 41
FML's Alan = The James Bond of the internet. Armed to the teeth with cats, witty comebacks, and intriguing pickup lines.
leeshxx 3
manhoe suit wearing, cool car owning, bow tie wearing bond? HELLOOOOO ALAN!
leeshxx 3
don't take it the wrong way Alan, I'm not gonna suck up to you in your moderating godliness. though, have a nice day :) hehe
leeshxx 3
just kidding stay away from the moderate button!
redbluegreen 41
Who could refrain that had a heart to love, and in that heart courage to make love known?
misa08 0
lol dummy
deliciouscake 3
Alan, are you Jason Kidd?
iLazy 0
If you both have broken up why is it bothering you so much?
notsocrazee 0
because now they're broken up and in all the same classes...
Jrefinne 7
Because fate has decided that they're meant to be together, and you can't argue with fate.
m0tl3ycru3 0
they still have feelings for each other but they just won't admit it
Lieto 1
Having some feelings towards someone and deciding to be with him isnt the same. You can have feelings to the person who turned out to be ignorant, histerical homeboy but you wouldnt want to live life with such a person.
eyez_lay_low1921 0
that "ment to be" shiit is over rated.! dude' just ignore her
Micayla 12
I have a class with my ex and I hate it. For me, he was very abusive in our relationship so it's hard to "just ignore" him. I can see where the OP is coming from if they have a situation like mine.
CACC_fml 0
Are you studying to become a cook or what?
BahahahLOL 0
Haha
luis72091 0
lol
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Whaaa?! lol
MsSoulReaper 27
Trooollin' I see.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
stalker much? :P
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
wait that doesn't make sense sorry :)
AnorexicMuffins 0
Aww I'm so sorry for you :(
aardvarkish 17
Don't just stand there! I'm sure you have a nurses outfit somewhere...
aardvarkish 17
it's too early in the morning to think right now...
giantsfan2010 23
Wow, what are the chances of that happening?
persianjr1 7
Ikr!!
j0k3r2213 0
This almost happen to me but said i should be a man about it and go to the same classes oh well if she is there.. well she changed her classes. im glad i didnt :)
whybother8 0
well switch them back..
itsgen 16
wow big deal?! ydi for not dealing with the two little classes to begin with it's not like you two had to interact
this_female 0
-__- grow up .
bandit1107 6
Shut up you would do the same
kyanisaurus 0
grow up.