Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML
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devildog562 33
Introduce her to the door and your foot to his ass. Red foreman style.
sweetest_jenn 18
Introduce her to the curb, tell her she's free to hit it immediately!
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Comments (69)
it_must_be 7
Your fault then
theawkwardlife 21
#1, get ready for people who don't understand sarcasm :)
MrDonSalvetti 27
^Well, nice comeback mate!
WoldowJR 25
#1: Lol, is that what you call sarcasm? Try again, man.
EpicAsh007 15
No it's not
wallamanut 14
#18.... That just reinforces #16s comment. If you're not that good at English, then it's probably best to keep the autocorrect on for whenever you make a mistake.
wallamanut 14
apple isn't the only company that has autocorrect and spell check .-.
GentlemanBastard 15
#38, I'm not going to knock your grammar, but the definition of a ***** is someone who has sex for money. I think she sounds more like a **** :)
Ashd09 30
@18. you say on your Bio that you speak English fluently. Although I agree that they shouldn't try to make you turn on autocorrect, you probably need to think it through before you say you don't speak English well as an excuse for not double checking
JayGatsby 25
#50, he says he can speak English fluently, not write it fluently. I'm the same way with my native language, so I can understand. Also, #38 download Swype, because it comes with autocorrect (I have a google phone too)
theaaxis 27
18's got a bit of a point. If you scroll down, you'll see plenty of evidence. Native language aside, laziness and text speak are EVERYWHERE.
it_must_be 7
people really don't understand sarcasm. she's a bitch for cheating
dustydick 14
sucks to be you.
devildog562 33
Introduce her to the door and your foot to his ass. Red foreman style.
MeanBeagle 22
good luck chuck?
Ihavegas 22
excellent logic there.
gatorclay97 28
Obviously, go **** one of her friends and ask if it's ok.
phaelnb 26
That's one shitty excuse, though you could use it to revenge **** one of her friends
theawkwardlife 21
I hope op has met the family because that would open up a lot more opportunities :)
Ichiya 29
Marry her mother and get her pregnant. Its the perfect revenge.
lochiamochia 25
Just because OP's girlfriend cheated on him, there's no justice in getting revenge by spitefully sleeping with his girlfriend's friends or family. That's just using and manipulating those innocent friends and family for OP's own self-righteousness. It will place OP on the same level as his girlfriend. If by sheer fate and good intentions, a relationship happened to develop between OP and a close friend or family member of his girlfriend's after he broke up with her then he's perfectly right in pursuing the relationship.
Ichiya 29
I was making a sarcastic and hyperbolic statement about #5's comment.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Dump that stupid ass bitch
imjustcody 8
Never seen a better excuse... In all seriousness, sorry OP. There will be someone else who will treat you better.
sweetest_jenn 18
Introduce her to the curb, tell her she's free to hit it immediately!
Dodge4x4Ram 46
the audacity, unbelievable how people can find righteous in the wrong decisions
tony1891 22
i feel your pain op. had the same happen to me. good luck finding another girl tho.