Today, I heard on a local radio a song I wrote almost 2 years ago. Apparently, after my family and I moved away, my former band found a new guitar player, and that song is now the first single of their debut LP. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, I phoned my ex, who I only broke up with a week ago. I then told her about the song I'd written about her. I have written a song, but it's shite and I would die of embarrassment if I ever had to play it to her. I’ll have to play it to her and confess my simpy, wet ways. FML
Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I was going to record a song I wrote for my dad, who I haven't spoke to in a couple of years. After getting things together, I called my mom to let her know I'd be doing this. She informed me he died. A year ago. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
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papaguna 0
you really should sue them or sth, what if they become the next big thing with a song that you wrote?
purgarus 6
What assholes >.>
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Comments (165)
SparkleMotion44 0
oh that sux
heyred 11
I hope it does really well so that when you sue, you get all their money.
relyo 0
Sue 'em. They stole from you so now they have to pay for that. Problem solved.
Ali_Br_fml 33
op is rich biatch... Lolz
MissIndependent2_fml 0
was it all time low I'm sorry but it's jokes if it was cause it was number 2 on the charts but at least you can sue them for loads of it's successful
FFML_314 12
Huh?
chuchurocket 4
sue them unless they are Renfue
RobotStrut 7
sue for loyalties once they're huge.
comatoast 0
is the song called "Boats and Hos"?
ImNotATroll 0
If you can prove that you wrote it, your due for a huge paycheck. Sue them for royalties.
rallets 23
the nina, the pinta, the santa maria.. ill do you in the bottom while youre drinking sangria nachos, and lemonheads, and my dads boat, you wont go down cause my d**k can float hahaha hilarious
Iowa123 0
Well, to sue is probably the best thing to do, but what's your proof it was yours?
evfreak_fml 0
26, that's what you call a hit!
seenpyro 0
ohh shitt.. is that you Kyle??? dude that song is making so much bank for us!!! don't even worry I'll give you like 50% profit... and Danny wants to know if he can have your snares for 20 bucks
ThinIce 0
That's almost as screwed up as when Coldplay copied Joe Satriani's music on Viva La Vida. Do something about it!
ellielovesyuh 0
and what band is this?? :D
priscilla_28 5
You wrote it so sue them and get the rights to the song & make some bank. :)
helloheart0777 0
what is op??
changetheworld 0
original poster.
Mace2040 1
74 ur a dumb ass
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
original poster
Why_Ewe 0
sue you idiot'
skroal 7
YDI for hearing on the local radio a song that you wrote almost 2 years ago. Apparently, after you and your family moved away, your former band found a new guitar player and that song is the first single of their debut LP.
number0 8
YDI for playing the guitar
kay96 0
Sue them when the song does well.
Brittney_E 0
what song?
crazytoaster 2
When they get big, try to sue them for stealing the song. Since it worked out so well for the guy who Metallica stole 'Enter Sandman' from. And Led Zeppelin stole 'Stairway to Heaven' from. Or when Pink Floyd managed to get royalties from Andrew Lloyd Webber for stealing 'Phantom of the Opera'.
wallcat 0
106: metallica didn't steal enter sandman
Plasencia09 0
WHOA that is MESSED UP
crimsongetsu 0
sue their ass
woofis 0
and Led Zepplin didn't steal stairway
Comoke1024 19
Sue them or stab them!
nazipunksfuckoff 9
Yes they did haha. They suck anyways. Lame dadrock. Listen to some black flag or something.
purgarus 6
What assholes >.>
saxophoneguitar 0
LMAO when it tops the charts
AlesanaLTL 0
Lolll
papaguna 0
you really should sue them or sth, what if they become the next big thing with a song that you wrote?
lakaiskate 12
There is no way to prove he wrote the song
Zachary8261 28
Handwriting. Possible name on the paper...
princessslala 0
you should sue there asses!!
randomlettrrs 8
id like 2 do something else to your ass
TaylorTotsYumm 10
That's not creepy at all.
karmaSUCKS321453 0
lol your name is taylortots WTF is wrong with you..
anorexicbarbie 8
74 Why judge people based on their names?
astarwarsfan 0
indeed.
randomlettrrs 8
56 yes it is creepy
thorfinntheassri 0
That dog is so sexy...I'd do something to it's ass
lavender5959 0
DcommaChloe 3
54, has that line ever actually worked? I thought so.
FFML_314 12
If it was pop music, YDI. Otherwise, FYL.
nazipunksfuckoff 9
Edgy.
penny_darling 0
That sucks! But now you have something in common with Mugato from Zoolander. So, that's a plus.
nuke_o 0
^^ win! love zoolander!!
free2speak 14
#8, you remind me of Youtube star Venetian Princess.
mooimafish 0
just sue them or something!!
FFML_314 12
"or something." Dun dun dun, she means murder...muahahaha.
purgarus 6
lol #12
LookinLikeDrake 0
lure them with promises of Coke and ******. works everytime
Bloodberry 0
if you ever need professional help with that or need good contacts, ask 28 ;D
randomlettrrs 8
i need some "help" *wink*wink*
mooimafish 0
yes yes murder >:o
ashleyylove3 22
Leave 98
misfitSuperStar 0
How 'back-stabby' of them!! When you moved, did they know how to get in touch with you, to even tell you? Just wondering...
rommie_fml 0
you have rights to that song! take what's rightfully yours!