Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Everyone's a critic
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML
Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML
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Arsonnist 3
Well France is supposed to be the country of love, so why not.
Quest_ 13
Your mum also puts love hearts on my French quizzes.
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ilovemydoodle123 0
hahahhahaha that sucks!
2kool4skoolyo 0
LiveThenDie 2
Sorry #1 but I must disagree. Op, your mom wrote that that she loved you on a piece of paper others can now see... so? Do you not want others to know your mom is proud of you and loves you? Do you not realize how lucky you are to have a parent that tells you that they love you? I know many kids who are thrilled if one of their parents speaks to them in a non-negative way. Op just be happy your mom loves you. And if you're that embarassed, scribble the note out or ask your teacher to take it down.
TimIsSoCoolLike 0
wow, omg, my mom loves me. **** my life. Stop being such a whiney bitch and appreciate the fact that you have a nice mom.
madarchod 0
Though u may feel embarrassed by that, keep in mind that you've got a caring mother who just knows how to love
EffinAhole 0
34 your comments are too long.
z620 0
Nathaly? well there's the first problem. if you like the name thats ok but I think it's wrong to give your kid a really uncommon namethey will be made fun of. my little cousins name is giddian it tortures him he wants to change it.
alienc 0
Never be ashamed of the affection and love of your family and friends and even strangers, in the end it's all we really have to hold on to. This is a reminder not only to others but to myself. RIP Mum.
EffinAhole 0
88 my guess is that dudes name is Nathan and Nathaly is an endearment... but I might be wrong.
turkeymonster39 0
88 it's probaby a version of "Natalie" maybe u shouldn't be such a judgemental ass.
chenoa_fml 0
funny!!!
JillianlikesVogu 0
LOL at your dp.
movie141 0
lol embarresibg
deafeningsilence 8
38- I think she's pretty. Go away. And yours is way worse, by the way.
JillianlikesVogu 0
57- I never said she was ugly. At all. The accesories are just so much and so overdone, of which I found comical. But thank you for drawing conclusions, and therefore insulting me.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I agree, the accessories are way too overdone. She may have done that on purpose, though. She is pretty, and guys, there's no reason to be insulting anyone. Sheesh.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
CATFIGHT!!!! *breaks out the lotion*
JillianlikesVogu 0
That reminds me of Silence of the Lambs..."Putting the ******* lotion IN THE BASKET!"
HarvestTheSorrow 0
"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told." Hahaha, quality film...
chenoa_fml 0
^_^ yeah.. that was a Halloween costume, so definitely not something I wear on a day-to-day basis. :)
PizzaGuy11 0
you all just got PWNED. noobs.
CobaltRaccoon 6
Soo why are we talking about makeup/Acccesiories?
Arsonnist 3
Well France is supposed to be the country of love, so why not.
caitlin21holly 0
they're no I'm France stupid
silentbutfunny 0
See your pic? DO IT
kxd 0
ydi for being a nerd
itsybitsyspider 0
lmfao wow. atleast he'll get a good job and pass highschool.. idiot.
joqez 0
#11 she, but yeah: you're right
PrincessClairey 0
I hate when smart kids are called nerds. nerds dress gay, and act nerdy. just because you get good grades doesn't mean you're a nerd. it means you're smart and going somewhere in life.
Spastastic 6
"Nerds dress gay and act nerdy"? Really? Acting nerdy just seems an obvious characteristic of being a nerd, and I'm not even sure what you mean by "dress gay". Nerd is not a proper insult -- there's nothing wrong with being one/acting like one. Hey Katie, I got here first!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*Nerdy Neopolitan high five*
Spastastic 6
That's officially the name of our club. -high five-
LeFrogDog 27
nerd like bill gates, has no friends but is a fukin billionaire, I mean crap nerds do something right
Quest_ 13
Your mum also puts love hearts on my French quizzes.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
5 wins the thread!
Katwaffles 0
I want to scalp you and steal your hair #5. I loves it! :D
GrammarFailure 0
Epic.
christa953 12
not a big deal, at least your momma loves you
ArtOfDesire 7
I second this.
grafixxx687 0
mommas r awesome who love their kids to bits
ramboman19 8
aww! I love your mom!!! dude could be worse...
itsybitsyspider 0
awww<3 stop your bitching! your mom won't live forever.
HahaHokayThen 10
you look like Barbie! (:
hunt98 0
u do and I agree with u
vbmg152 19
What's wrong with that? Why is this an FML? I am a Mom of 3 grown kids and one teen! I see nothing wrong here!
robotiick7 23
It can be embarrassing for the kid and can be made fun of in the future for it.
bloobelly 0
Aweeee
nellieelectron 0
Holy crap i love your picture! VW for the win!