Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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Top comments
ThatsAli3 0
I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend
Duckasaurus 0
Wow.... text him back?
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Comments (143)
vampirate77 0
what a doucher.
pohkerfayce 0
lol
carriema 7
Hey, you never know. Don't assume. He could be meaning to text his friend, about how his mom thinks he has work. Don't judge.
tehhboss 6
Or maybe he's talking about his boss thinks he at work.
ajh557 22
Or even if he is talking about his gf having work maybe he is having a guy friend that she doesn't like over and she doesn't want them to hang out.
Duckasaurus 0
Wow.... text him back?
ThatsAli3 0
I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend
Mcstroodlenugget 0
Win
GhettoMaverick 0
yea I agree with her
PhishloverA 14
#3 the only problem with what you said is you're being too nice. I'd say something a lot worse and use first person
Ugi 27
I'm with #3 - but first you change the locks & throw all his stuff out on the curb (assuming you share a place or he has a key). Cheating scumbag.
Horsempeg 25
Yeah, you should have shown up and gave him a good punch. Make him realize what he just missed out on!
pokipoki 0
what a jerk. you should make him pay for what he did to you. slowly and painfully.
rose33red99 0
Haha that sucks, I'm assuming that after that you dumped him. Go hit the clubs tonight, it'd be better than hanging out with that loser.
thiagohf113 0
wow... any guy who does that doesnt deserve any woman... what a douche... dump him and move on...
ren21ai41 0
unless he meant to text you and was talking about someone else? unlikely. that sucks
13BlackCat 2
i think you should delete his number
Jaywin 3
What if he was texting you and the "she" refers to his mom? I'm reaching here but I'm just trying to help.
elloelle 0
but you just think....maybe he is wanting to surprise you...? im not convinced that your life is truly ****** because of this one instance. perhaps you have a bit of paranoia??