Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Rayn4u_fml 0
Why did he invite you in the first place?
Mx_Rider 6
damn,op that sucks simple solution, dump him.
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Mx_Rider 6
damn,op that sucks simple solution, dump him.
popatia 0
Do you like the color orange?
Hudinaddi 0
I love the color orange! It's my favorite!
MagicMeds 0
Dump him because of what? Nobody would be stupid enough to cheat on someone who is ON THEIR WAY to them. OP we need more of the story before we care =D
driedpeaches 0
that's not true at all, I regularly schedule multiple girls for the same day, it's all about scheduling.
Reyo 2
OP, how about we make sure it isn't his sister or mother before we start jumping to conclusions. For all we know, there was an unsceduled, family event that they had to do RIGHT THEN...or else, and he couldn't tell you flat out. Go to his house anyway under the excuse "I didn't know what you wanted me to do, so I kept coming anyway" and make sure he's really cheating on you before you start flying off handles.
breakingdawnxx3 0
well, maybe he is? lol he probably knew beforehand that she was gonna call him before she got there and he would have time to get the other girl out. maybe he wasn't cheating though, but it seems like it to me.
myfriend_youfail 3
xD "I didn't know what you wanted me to do, so I kept coming anyway" My mind just went to a dirty place.
linamerri 0
ur an asshole
SailorSolaris 43
Might be a family member, like a sister or cousin. OP should get all the facts first.
Rayn4u_fml 0
Why did he invite you in the first place?
Platter 0
You don't necessarily know he's cheating, though it is highly probable that is what he was doing. Why he would have a girl round knowing you're coming is beyond me.
fiicere 5
I always have girls around when my girlfriend comes over... I have 2 sisters, umpteen nieces/nephews and a couple dozen cousins. Not making any statement about THIS guy, but the details of the story are far to sparse to draw any real conclusions. I remember this time my GF flipped out (understandably) at me when she saw me hugging another girl. Turns out it was one of my cousins.
Veritas143 0
I hate people.
LilaBear 2
moonfire: WTF? I have three male cousins and one female, and I hug them all. Why the hell not? Just because you might not be close enough with your cousins to hug them doesn't mean we all aren't. I hug male friends, too. Besides, who said anything about hugging their cousin OFTEN?
GreenAlbatross 3
You should type up a thing that looks like a lab test and barge in on them waving the paper and crying. The paper would indicate that you had some horrible STD. (Don't forget to mention that you've been faithful and he's the ONLY person who could have given it to you.)
sharon_ellj 0
lol, good one... op should definitely do that, but what if he wasn't cheatin'?
DaniPandi 22
If not, then she simply explains it was fake/incorrect.
salvorican 24
It's a good idea... But a bit time consuming and I doubt OP would manage to barge in on both of them in time.
domaincamp 4
a good one!
Good_old_Grim 8
Could be anything. Like an annoying cousin who wants the BF to fix smth or whatever...
amatayo 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So? It could be so many things. You may not be ready for a relationship.
Charlina 0
dump him
bugmenotmofo 34
It's his mother.
perdix 31
Hopefully, she's just there making dinner which the boyfriend will claim he made himself. If she's there for another purpose -- Eeeeeeewwwwww!
jandrews10 0
So she's there making dinner for her and then suggests he tell his girlfriend that he's busy??? You make no sense.
perdix 31
I'm just tryin' to help out a bro with something that SOUNDS innocent. I realize it's a stretch, but the dude is totally busted.
seanb0y 0
hahaha, must be that the parents has changed their mind about having the gf over.
TheTruth1428 0
We don't all live with our mommies still. FYL OP. I hope you didn't go over there after hearing another woman in the background.
NVQboys 0
Good lad, he is right