Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML
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Underscore_foo 5
this needs a sequel. what happened next, why did your boyfriend do that??
Radulf 10
One way to end a relationship. Taking his place at the table with the exes.
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Comments (10)
Underscore_foo 5
this needs a sequel. what happened next, why did your boyfriend do that??
Wadlaen 24
For what reason did he do that?
BrizBurry 10
we gunna need a follow up on this one
Radulf 10
One way to end a relationship. Taking his place at the table with the exes.
Jall8089 9
You are better off without someone like that.
newbiemalestr8 27
yeah, we are going to need a follow up
core01 30
The immature ex that thought up this little mime act has saved you from a life of moronic behaviors like this.
D J's MOM 17
you need to say goodbye. that was a creepy move on his part. why on earth did he do that? just shows that new bf is manipulative. run now before he gets worse.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How many were there? And surely he knew that you'd had boyfriends before him. Not sure what his intentions were here, but it definitely sounds suspicious.