Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Schizomaniac 24
You should have made sure that he had the right girlfriend, you irresponsible bitch.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I hope you stayed until the "right" gf showed up and had a nice chat. After all, you have to work out a schedule.
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Comments (69)
figgity83 15
fyl agree with 13. that's just awesome, I would throw in a window smash to the car.
TimIsSoCoolLike 0
YDI for not being the one in the kitchen.
iltby 3
Must be pretty lonely with your bottle of lotion and box of tissues, huh?
saywhaaat_01 0
hahahaha that's so embarrassing
iltby 3
Sorry OP, that sucks. Be glad you found out sooner rather than later I guess?
Lacrosse00 0
that sucks so sleep with his bestfriend as payback.
Cinn_fml 23
Sucks, I hope you stuck around to meet the other girl, she might not know either. She might appreciate the heads up. Why do so many people feel the need to cheat? Why not just break up honestly or talk about any problems that might be causing a problem that's making you look elsewhere?
laughing_atyou 0
Sometimes there are no problems. For example, a guy goes to a party alone and he's not single. Guy sees hot girl eyeing him. They're practically making out as they talk. He makes a spur of the moment decision to bang her. No one will know, right? And there we go, another FML materializes. :)
Kgirl2cute 6
I think that (correct me if I'm mistaken) Cinn's referring to the context of long-term, another-girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband kind of cheating, as opposed to drunken one night stands.
shockwave259 6
did you not read the part "not single"??
Cinn_fml 23
Kgirl2cute is right, I was referring to long-term cheating, or non-drunken cheating. I can kind of understand how drunken one night stand cheating happens (not that I in any way agree with it). Though I do believe that even in the case laughing_atyou outlined, the guy should come clean because it's still a horrible thing to do to someone. If you can't keep it in your pants (or whatever the girl equivalent is) then you aren't ready for a long term relationship.
bigbadtim 7
What's for dinner?
knibbsy 4
Since you're obviously upset by this, you should hang out with me, OP. I live in Pennsylvania too, and barring the possibility you're obese or unattractive, I will make you feel better. ;)
hiphop_danca94 2
wow. so youre such a... giving and caring person
balldeep 0
ur a loser
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for using a telephone, for dating a playa, for coming when called like a labrador, and most of all for wanting to eat a meal for any reason at all. Schitzo, you assbag, you stole one of my YDIs >:(
Schizomaniac 24
>:)
Waffle817 0
shoulda already been in the kitchen making either him a sandwich or at least me one