Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Schizomaniac 24
You should have made sure that he had the right girlfriend, you irresponsible bitch.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I hope you stayed until the "right" gf showed up and had a nice chat. After all, you have to work out a schedule.
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Comments (69)
ebaylo 0
ydi for being the wrong girlfriend.
upyoursmo 0
how could he not know who he was talking to?? haha
ladytango 0
offer to help prepare dinner for him and the other gf while he goes take a nice hot bath. then invite all your friends over. and PARTEHHHHHH!!!!!!
juliet48 0
lol sucks to be u!:)
Marissa21 0
damn wat a jerk
XxdarkangelxX13 0
fail lol dump him:P
Rayfey 0
Ya totally
Mustardnight 3
how could you possibly think it was for you? tisk you owe him a sandwhich or three
Kratosmale 0
call up some of your friends and walk in on him during the dinner and make them act like they Are all his gf's? and everybody get to kick him?
samanthar 0
i woulda punched him in his face. there would be something on him or that he owns that would be broken and would not even have to think about it. then wait for the girl and tell her some bad shit about him and make up some good shit. make the mo fo misurable