Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
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Top comments
jessie85678 15
Maybe it's time for you to take a vacation if you're that stressed out
haileyrows 26
Yikes- I'm curious as to how you handled that... I think we need a follow up
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Comments (70)
erin55378 17
When ya gotta go you gotta go
odamaliekh 26
Well yeah, but even then you need to pull down your pants. Unless you have superpants that absorbs pee in 0.1 seconds and always smells like roses or something.
SlimDanny 15
Stress does this to people.
campbellt22 5
Why was this comment voted down?
19990231 29
When you work is so stressful you forget how to pee, I would suggest a possible career choice. For your own health.
Brandi_Faith 34
At the very least a vacation!
rayman173 2
career change?
timb1234 13
When did you realise your pants were still on?
RenoTheRhino 30
Most likely when it was too late.
Llama_Man2000 26
Let's just hope it wasn't a number 2.
jadeleepenguin 29
He said bladder.
Zeuszara 8
Stress is bullshit, don't let it make you piss your pants..
jessie85678 15
Maybe it's time for you to take a vacation if you're that stressed out
odamaliekh 26
I forgot to open the lid once. Remembered the pants though.
Madsun11 14
I think the bigger FML here is when he has to explain the piss all over his pants to his co-workers..
Brandi_Faith 34
I really hope that he happens to have a change of clothes at his office or in the car. I also hope he was able to stop peeing right after he started so hopefully it's not a huge wet spot. I think if I worked in an office or at an important job where how you are dressed matters, I would either leave a change of clothes in my office or in my car. There are so many things that could happen that make you need a change of clothes; from spilling coffee, to dropping your lunch, getting caught in a downpour, and apparently, even peeing your pants.
sturschaedel 27
Wow, stress reduced you to a two year old! I'd say find another job. I suggest mattress-test-sleeper. Joking aside, I hope you had a change of clothes at hand!
RickySleeves 20
Time for a vacation eh?