Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "So when are you getting that nose job?" FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Top comments
purpleamandapand 6
haha I'd punch him in the nose and tell him he needs it more. :P
lilikawaii 6
You're happy with yourself and that's all that matters. Your boyfriend sucks. :(
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Comments (120)
pinapolee 4
What an asshole. I'm sure your nose is beautiful and if you like it that is all that matters.
Nolwen_fml 0
At least that's one original gift.
QwertyMcNugget 0
Boys are so silly! ;/
iheartowls 0
OP, your boyfriend is a coward. He couldn't even tell you to your face. What kind of person would do this to someone they are supposed to care about? FYL
Jordna 0
That's actually surgery to breath clearer when you can only breath through one nostril. I need that surgery. (Sorry for using you #1)
Mylees 0
omg is he paying for it???
piscesMMAguy_92 0
YDI for having a huge nose!
xxjoseph1543xx 0
I'd change my nose if my girlfriend was worth it.
kmiks411 0
I've had someone tell me I need one once too, but if your confident you can just say **** you
Pennygrim 0
Just tell him youll adjust your nose size when he adjusts his penis size