Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML
Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML
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1000101 1
That doctor was very unprofessional. Personally, if I was your friend with the schnoz, I'd go to a different cosmetic surgeon. That doctor should know better than to make any assumptions.
MackenzieB 0
WHAT A DICK
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Comments (24)
ZING_MASTER 0
WAAAH I'M FAT WAAAAAAAAAAH
1000101 1
That doctor was very unprofessional. Personally, if I was your friend with the schnoz, I'd go to a different cosmetic surgeon. That doctor should know better than to make any assumptions.
amandam21 9
At least you have a friend. Jk, that sucks for you op.
Marynfrankie 19
I just like the fact you used the word schnoz lol
casanova_fml 0
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I'm suprised your friend needed plastic surgery. Most people would get enough of an ego boost always having a fat friend around to be better looking than. on the bright side...at least you dont feel so horrible about yourself you need to get plastic surgery. On the other hand, that's not a good thing. Go run laps.
reiyu 0
me likes this comments
tehman117 21
You are the biggest stereotypical asshole on the planet. Just because somebody gets lypo doesn't mean their fat. Just because somebody has a large friend doesn't mean they have a giant ego. Some people just have larger friends by coincidence. Think before you post dumbass.
T_287 0
He was just keeping the business going. It was mean of him, but it sure works. Please don't let him do that operation.
tifferneelee 0
haha fatty
MackenzieB 0
WHAT A DICK
heheirock 0
is that a bad thing? i so do that. i feel better when there's at least one person not as good as me at something
ell3x0 0
i call bs
tomarino13 0
Asshole
meravblum 0
That guys a jerk! omg he has no right to say that