Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Maybe if you complain to your boyfriend, you can make sure he never, ever, tries to surprise you with anything ever again.
Wadlaen 24
You should always make sure your boyfriend knows who you hate, so he doesn't end up inviting them to occasions like this!
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Maybe if you complain to your boyfriend, you can make sure he never, ever, tries to surprise you with anything ever again.
Wadlaen 24
You should always make sure your boyfriend knows who you hate, so he doesn't end up inviting them to occasions like this!