Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
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Sue21 0
*shudder*
tedo_fml 0
haha this is my fml XD and im not a wimp just for not liking the fact that im eating a worm. those things are pretty nast : / and theres a reason i bought corn flakes, its cuz i wanted corn flakes, not worms :P
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Comments (62)
Sue21 0
*shudder*
zac15 0
that's happened to me
slushmo 0
This is why I always store my cereal in the fridge
Notimetobleed 14
they aren't, you were second, and #1 didnt say it's only a worm... so WTF?
beaglegal 42
Ewwww
8trickster8 0
Think of it as a prize!
btown1616 0
Protein!!!
karrdesw 0
Mealworms are harmless... in fact they're part of the diet in several parts of the world... YDI it for being a wimp.
popatia 0
lol thats sick ... i think ill stick to spongebob and my little pony toys :P
toasterlovin 0
first thing in this site that made me laugh
dzj 0
ewwww
Vasir 2
What is a mealworm?
bunbun1116 2
thats what i was thinking!!!!
FMLshark 12
You're already using the Internet for FML, yet you can't get your lazy asses up to Google? This amazes me.
cthulhu1138 1
Worms are a good source of protein. Don't be so squeamish.
flying_vegan 0
A worm that's in your meal, in this case breakfast. So this is technically a breakfast-worm, as we can identify the meal. The mealworm was first discovered in 1861 by Johnny H Discoverington, who found that in his "mud 'n' stuff" TV dinner, there were a fair few worms. Mistaking them for gummy worms at first (gummy worms having been invented in 1710 as a cure for leprosy) he ate six or seven of them before deciding they were not gummy worms. He is quoted as saying "I noticed upon the fifth that the worms were ungummy, but had to make sure". Following this discovery, Discoverington went on to discover six more things, including that little dance people do when they both try and walk past each other, a salad made of leather and strings, BBC Radio 4, and perhaps his most famous discovery 'The Telethon'. He discovered that the final one made people somehow give money to charities, despite the drop in programming quality that always accompanies them. He died in 1514 after a mishap with a time machine (invented by his cousin Hubert C Inventorpants) and a rock lobster (discovered by Fred Schneider). Nobody cried at his funeral, as tears weren't invented until chick flicks came along.
dyld921 2
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mealworm
flying_vegan 0
Ahh, praise from my favourite FML'er!
jellybean120 10
The funniest comment I've read in FML.
XYZzzzzzzz 0
flying vegans comment was awsome. ж
Chichikov 0
A tiny mealworm made you yak? What a major wuss.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Apparently fear is NOT a factor for you.
tedo_fml 0
haha this is my fml XD and im not a wimp just for not liking the fact that im eating a worm. those things are pretty nast : / and theres a reason i bought corn flakes, its cuz i wanted corn flakes, not worms :P
tedo_fml 0
oh and before anyone says anything about it not being on my profile, i didnt sign in when i submitted it so it didnt show : /
cmac86 24
I don't think anybody would blame you. are you in Europe, though? I would think more stuff like that gets through over there. trolls: don't say anything about the FDA, we all know what you're going to say.