Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "So when are you getting that nose job?" FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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purpleamandapand 6
haha I'd punch him in the nose and tell him he needs it more. :P
lilikawaii 6
You're happy with yourself and that's all that matters. Your boyfriend sucks. :(
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Comments (120)
lilikawaii 6
You're happy with yourself and that's all that matters. Your boyfriend sucks. :(
bmexoxo98 0
don't listen to ur bf!! he's just a jerkk! if u like it keep it tht way:)
shepaintsmusic 6
2-you look like a red head Frances Bean I'm jealous xD
ordinarybadger 0
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everythings better with plastic :P
roxyluv 0
ya like barbie
purpleamandapand 6
haha I'd punch him in the nose and tell him he needs it more. :P
Little_Devil_fml 0
like ^ :) ahaa xD
purpleamandapand 6
d:
TashaLenaKitty 0
Your boyfriend DOES suck,tell him to **** off and you're happy with how you look? :)
eman1972 4
I hear it's very beautiful there.
TheOriginalKyrs 0
I agree, if you like it that's all that matters. if your man doesn't like it, he can go find someone else with a better nose.
Stupified 0
The nose knows.
Juneyah1017 9
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your nose must be bigger then his penis (no ****)
LightningLadyy 0
How does saying that make you ****....?
bigbadtim 7
Your boyfriend nose what you need.
Punderous 0
clever!
TheOriginalKyrs 0
I see what you did there.
Matu 4
damn white people
FootballFreak4 3
lol
cassidy_bright 0
damn black people
aardvarkish 17
I bet you get the surgery just for him. Then he'll realize it's not the nose he wants to change, it must be something else, and on and on...
Erindub 0
So you buy him a perscription for Enzyte or any of those other penis enhancing drugs and make him feel just as insecure
memiimariee 0
haha. brilliant!