Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML
Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML
Today, I got a small scar on my faced removed at a plastic surgeon's. Afterward, I told my mom that losing the scar felt weird, like I lost something that gave me character. My mom replied, "Don't worry, you have plenty of other flaws to give you character." FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Would hate to see what they said if they didn't like your service
thatnucca 36
If only there were surgeons who could fix bad attitudes like her... Smh
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Comments (33)
WCARlover 35
Would hate to see what they said if they didn't like your service
Nexpecto 28
"Looks like they practiced on you!"
refticon 31
Don't let that person drag you down, service industry workers are hard to come by! Keep on doing a good job :)
thatnucca 36
If only there were surgeons who could fix bad attitudes like her... Smh
ohjoy15 33
@#3. Yeah! I'd give her my dentist's business card. Saying he could help her fix that big mouth. But he isn't a magician. How can you say something like that to someone's face? Do some people not have a filter?
woainishamu 21
Help fix their face with a black eye.
miianah1 22
YDI for having an ugly face. Jk. Punch them in the face then say "oops, I think you'll need it more now"
Pancakes017 19
I hope there's a surgeon for their personality.
ComoEsJuan 24
It's called "alcohol".
ChristianH39 30
How would alcohol help? That just turns an asshole into a drunk asshole.
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe a counselor.
Googolman 29
You should recommend a brain surgeon who could really help with that personality.
nevm 12
Maybe they're one of those people who think plastic surgery is normal and were legitimately trying to help
thatnucca 36
If only there were surgeons who could fix bad attitudes like her... Smh
devildog562 33
Wow, I hope you said something to that person. Sometimes people are so inhumane
IndianaScones 6
I think you mean insensitive. Inhumane would be a bit strong for this context.
devildog562 33
Telling some one to get a surgery to fix themselves to the eyes of another seems inhumane to me. It's one thing to be burned horrifically and have surgery to repair and try and restore, but to let me put toxic Botox into your face so it looks nice , or a scalpel to fix something that is fine how it is, in my opinion inhumane. Either way it was rude at the very least .
stargirl_95 24
I have to agree with #21. Torturing someone is inhumane. Setting a puppy on fire for fun is inhumane. Denying someone basic human rights is inhumane. Recommending that someone see a plastic surgeon? Insensitive yes but nowhere near bad enough to be considered inhumane.
claysculpture 9
I agree with #22. nothing I've seen about plastic surgery makes it seem remotely humane to me. The only thing which nullifies how inhumane it is is the fact that the patients/subjects are willing participants. And half of those are only under the knife because the sheer inhumanity of those surrounding them or their own minds have led them to believe going under the knife is preferable to living with their own face/body so even their willingness is a little questionable.