Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "So when are you getting that nose job?" FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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purpleamandapand 6
haha I'd punch him in the nose and tell him he needs it more. :P
lilikawaii 6
You're happy with yourself and that's all that matters. Your boyfriend sucks. :(
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Comments (120)
barcelona49 0
lol the word rhinoplasty ... cuz rhinos have big horns aka blondes wud call them noses
WearingHats 14
aka, You're a dumbass. Dumbass
FTWisRIGHT 0
WTF.
WiseGuy79 14
Thats messed He should have signed u up for a boob job instead! haha
homicidaltendenc_fml 0
Damn right lol. nah jk...that's f*cked up, if she's happy with herself then he should be too.
Son_of_Helghan 0
Damn skippy anti flood :/
roxyluv 0
um 29 ur pic scares me XD
vmdj431241234r 0
lmao
Juneyah1017 9
your nose must be bigger then his "Jimmy" (no ****) Haha!
Mclovin_95 0
haha i think that makes it more **** than saying penis..lmao
lotuspod 0
saying "no ****" means one of three things 1. you're immature 2. you're insecure about your sexuality 3. you're in the closet and don't want people to find out
homicidaltendenc_fml 0
Ouch!! Well apparently he doesn't like it haha. FYL though OP
machochacho 0
hahahahhahahahahhaahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqhahahhwhqhqhqhqhqhqhhqhqhqhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that's what us guys do! :)
SunglassGirl22 0
degrade women? :o lmao
memiimariee 0
you go, SunglassGirl22
itrey 0
yep that sums it up!
sirsquab 12
If that's true, I'm ashamed to be a guy.
organngrinder 0
What a dick.
lovesteph3523 0
wow. that's harsh
IIFoxII 0
I would recommend u get a nose job as well
lovesteph3523 0
wtf is wrong with my nose? You have no ******* right to make fun of me.
sexy_chick_123 0
Well I think 43 looks gorgeous! (no ****) and why don't you get a picture before making fun of others' pictures.
lovesteph3523 0
thank you 45
firstdbzmaker 15
I think 35 said that sarcastically because you're beautiful!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
I find it amusing that 43 comes across as all polite and whatnot when someone agrees with her, but god forbid anyone disagrees. Then she curses, swears, screams and freaks out. Grow a god damn thicker skin.
bmexoxo98 0
yea number 22 is gorgeous!! no ****:)
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Next time take him to a surgeon for penis enlargment.
LightningLadyy 0
Agreed. Play it off like you think he wants the nose job and say you never liked his nose so you're excited (: