Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
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Top comments
krushr 3
He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.
CreateZ 0
Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.
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Comments (125)
Roldy 0
why are u even with him?
MissLizWolf 8
He must of been HOT if you stayed with him. (;
mintcar 10
No such thing as " must of. "
CrimsonWolf1294 0
must've....
FMLforALL 0
nazi's
Zebidee 9
*Nazis
TheNewGuy03 29
as in hot with foetor? a steaming pile of shit? |the kid|
talktomandybaby 8
yeah..but dirty..filthy dirty...blaahhhh
sweet_candy_ 17
You should be happy op.
skyeyez9 25
I knew a kid when I was in jr high school who was a nasty ass like your ex bf. He rarely showered or brushed his teeth. I happened to see him at a store 11yrs later: He has NO teeth, and still a dirty looking scrub.
aback 5
Quit trolling for dates at the homeless shelter.
slickrasta 1
Sounds like your better off without that smelly douche.
Sargasm 4
YDI, in a good way. There are plenty of (less stinky) fish in the sea, and now you're free to go fishin'.
Sparkiee93 3
YDI for wanting to date him and considering it a bad thing that he broke up with you.
tbonea1990 0
if he doesn't do that, the basic task, u don't need him and how'd u meet him if he is that bad at hygiene
rocket123 0
61 dirty ass people dont take showers