Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
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Top comments
krushr 3
He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.
CreateZ 0
Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.
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Comments (125)
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I totally agree with your boyfriend, OP. Why would I want a bitch nagging me about being clean and healthy?
Boobles89 9
Gross. You deserved it for being with him in the first place.
aardvarkish 17
VOMIT
prettypinkpixie 9
wow, maybe you should have broken up with him if he refuses to take a shower? thats disgusting.
meahmorganbasco 0
you deserve better!
MaddaCheeb 0
gross....
Beth91 0
Leave his dirty ass alone!!!
borfo 0
Sweetheart, your life is great. You just rid of a loser and have options (pro tip: girls *always* have lots of options).
SakuraKissu 0
Why would you care that your hobo of a boyfriend dumped you? OP, you deserve someone better, someone who takes care of himself. :)
Allieboo1995 0
he might have also sort of found that offensive or smt I'm super srry.