Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Top comments
krushr 3
He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.
CreateZ 0
Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.
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Comments (125)
docscientist 10
There's a difference between sweat after a long day or workout and a week of filth, Agent 47.
nixter5 18
well, that "stinks" bahaha
capricaz 0
WTF? I hope you are celebrating. That is just ******* gross. I hope you find yourself a new guy ASAP and you both can laugh at this moron.
raindragon16 3
Reminds me of my X. Now you know why he's my X.
ChibiGirl5 0
well you should be happy then that's gross
chick_rocker_412 0
Eww, why would you wanna be with him anyway? :(
varkey 7
why the hell would you even want to be with him??
RedShirted 3
why is this a bad thing? he's gross. I would tell you cut your losses but there isn't much of a loss.
xoTaryn 0
ewww lol
Flutist 3
My question is, how much of an ugly cum dumpster do you have to be that he is a great loss for you?