Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Top comments
krushr 3
He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.
CreateZ 0
Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.
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Comments (125)
bjbrad69 0
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knibbsy 4
YES! I woke up this morning and said to myself "I really would like to have bjbrad69's phone number soon!" It must be my lucky day! You're so awesome, bjbrad69!
cockymofo 10
sounds like he did u a favor. what a nasty son of a bitch
saleha97 4
he did you a favour :)
alwa7sh 2
Well they did do some research and they found out the smell of sweat works as an aphrodisiac for women.
bigdurrdy 4
You totally deserved it. If a guy doesn't bathe for a week and breaks up with you because you mention it, he's doing you a favor, not ******* your life.
tigersman1c 19
wow i still dont believe some guys dont know how to stay clean, personally lady i agree with every one here who says your better off, hell i feel dirty if i dont shower every morning, but thats just me, you should be extremley happy and know that he will be lonely for along time, and you will live a lot better life, be safe and have fun
xspaniardx 3
you already posted that exact same comment ^^
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm guessing that his poor hygiene habits are a continuous thing and not something you can change...So good riddance to him!
bonzie 6
hun you are better off!! geez showering is the most basic of hygiene needs, its ridiculous to say that it is high maintenance to ask that he keep clean...seriously good riddance!!
Insane_Tea 15
What a dirty boy!