Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Top comments
krushr 3
He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.
CreateZ 0
Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.
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Comments (125)
n0obpr0 4
ydi for dating a nasty ass
sallen0046 4
I'm sorry, but why does this **** your life? So you're no longer in a relationship with someone who does not bathe or brush his teeth on a regular basis without being told to do so...how is this a bad thing? Why do you want to be in a relationship with someone that can't even maintain basic hygiene?
daAce77 8
then he's not the guy for you obviously.
Ophelia550 0
Ewwww. You didn't want to be with someone like that anyway. After the age of 12, boys shouldn't have to be told to bathe and brush their teeth.
DeviousAngel 13
The break up was a good thing. Find yourself a clean boyfriend now! :D
totalldave 0
How do these stinky guys get girlfriends? Couldn't you smell him from the beginning?
Crews17 0
thats f$&king sick how can you like someone who does that
MyDarkestDays 0
yehh.. I think he is the high maintenance one
cookie_3008 4
thats not an FML!! thats a Thank God he's gone!!
creamcheese724 0
and you are sad about this why?