Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him, and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstairs. He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I tried to encourage my spouse to come with me and work out a bit, figuring it would help us both get be healthier and be something to do together. I got told she had no desire to get healthy or look attractive, and that I should find a "Fuck buddy" instead. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML
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Meettitan 14
Well I would rather have a full gym to workout with, apposed to that shitty bowflex you have upsta- wait... you... oh...
flushedaway 8
Show him your **** and he might reconsider.
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Comments (148)
patacus 14
maybe he was trying to give you a hint. like, he doesn't wanna workout with you until you um... workout.
sandrocampa 2
That's what you get for dating a tool
cajekraze 7
A few things OP. He must have a reason to want you to go to the gym, and I think afterworkout sex is great. You're already on an endorphin high and your muscles are looser. He might be saying that you're getting a bit chunky for his taste
Violent_Syd 2
**** him, my boyfriend does the same shit to me, I'll ask him for some oral and he'll say take a shower, I'll reply with I have and then he says he's not in the mood anyways
mosquito19 14
he's hinting you should hit the gym, got a little too much junk in your trunk
KiddNYC1O 22
Sex is a great workout.
hateevryone 15
Go workout with him.
afropuffjake 9
Does your repertoire of "exercises" include any that actually make him work? If not, he may just be trying to keep looking good for you.
Santa_Claauz 0
You should have specified… Maybe he didn't get it....
Skymone 6
In my experience, the testosterone from a proper gym work-out makes guys want the upstairs work-out a LOT when they're done. So just go to the gym, then continue working out when you get home. You can never get too much exercise ;)