Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him, and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstairs. He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I tried to encourage my spouse to come with me and work out a bit, figuring it would help us both get be healthier and be something to do together. I got told she had no desire to get healthy or look attractive, and that I should find a "Fuck buddy" instead. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML
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Meettitan 14
Well I would rather have a full gym to workout with, apposed to that shitty bowflex you have upsta- wait... you... oh...
flushedaway 8
Show him your **** and he might reconsider.
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Comments (148)
lexiieeex3 32
Maybe he doesn't like sex... With you...
mikeymayhem_87 15
For shame.... You can burn more calories through sex than running on a treadmill. Tell him that next time, OP!
mserrato 8
Guys think its really hot when their girlfriends workout with them maybe he wanted to workout and have sex with you later.
cr3ativity 15
Or he wanted to show off maybe? I like going to the beach with my girlfriend, so I'm thinking, "maybe the dude got the same mentality."
captainburke 5
Aw that's mean, maybe he didn't get the hint
mermaidgirle 12
It was nice that he asked her to go. I'm not very sociable when I work out, and hate to ask anyone along with me. Besides, as some pointed out; sex after a workout is GREAT. You're feeling good about yourself, you can enjoy a sensual twofer shower post-gym....
coughyochick 7
Maybe he likes to stay in shape for you?
emilybmm 0
he's a boy. he probably didn't understand what u ment. guys really can't take a hint
reject214 10
Why don't women understand that a guy's workout time is sacred. I love hittin the gym and pumping iron and feeling good about myself. There's always time to pet the pussy later!
5t3ff1k4h 47
If the gym takes priority 100% of the time, the girl's gonna feel unimportant and unattractive. And then, she'll leave.
reject214 10
I didn't say it should take priority 100% of time, as if every time he goes to the gym she's going to want sex. That's silly. Maybe the next time she wants sex he'll be watching TV or reading a book, and he'll put down what he's doing and have sex. Not so complicated.
Schizomaniac 24
63, you didn't think that one through, did you? For him to choose gym over sex 100% of the time she does not need to want to have sex every time he goes to the gym. He just needs to choose the gym every time he's given the option to either go to the gym or "pet the pussy", as you so eloquently put it.
garytg 3
What's the difference between a good workout and sex?
RedPillSucks 33
About 50 minutes
Enslaved 38
Sounds like he already has a gym/work out routine and wanted you to be included in it. You should have gone with him, worked out and then continued strength training at home. ;) Don't sabotage it! Going to the gym is important to many. I go 4 times a week and hate breaking my exercise schedule.