Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him, and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstairs. He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I tried to encourage my spouse to come with me and work out a bit, figuring it would help us both get be healthier and be something to do together. I got told she had no desire to get healthy or look attractive, and that I should find a "Fuck buddy" instead. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML
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Meettitan 14
Well I would rather have a full gym to workout with, apposed to that shitty bowflex you have upsta- wait... you... oh...
flushedaway 8
Show him your **** and he might reconsider.
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_TheAtheist_ 10
Role Reversal 101 How to prove a point. Girlfriend: "Hey, I'm going to the gym. You should come with me :)" Guy: "Yeah umm nah.. But you know what, we could go work out upstairs? *wink* Girl: "Or I could go to the gym! Bye!" And of course in this scenario, the boyfriend has no right to be upset.
edwardmammoth 1
Wow you're that gay
xgetxbentx 13
I think that was a hint that you're out of shape.... I mean, he's still with you so he must not care so much about how you look, but he might be worried about any potential health problems. That being said, even if he isn't worried about your appearance enough now to leave you and still wants to help. The fact that he didn't want sex, probably means it could eventually come to that. Sounds like you guys need to talk.
ACVMiller 0
Seems legit
lazerus1974 8
He's gay. Have sex or go hang out with other sweaty guys??? Seriously, dump him and find a straight guy!!!!
annihil8or 15
You sure he's not gay?
CastielJ 6
Is your bathroom upstairs? I rather lift weights than scrub floors.
beansisawesome 1
That's because ur ugly
redmane 21
She looked awesome 40 years ago and she still looks awesome now! Don't you think I kind of look like her? ;) Oh, genetics. Don't down vote a compliment! Who gives a **** if it's off subject.
Keoaratr 9
Maybe he just didn't get your hint, OP.